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Thinking⦠thoughts⦠unholy thoughtsā¦
Save The County
Fish.
Still doing my deep dive into the Seeds and The Book of Joseph has so many inconsistencies with their ages.
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Page 9: āa child of about 10.ā describing Joseph.
Page 11: āthe young Joseph, age 7ā¦ā
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It also references their elementary school, which typically holds children between the ages of 5 and 11, going to see āGone With the Windā in theatres.
This movie was re-released in theatres in Atlanta in 1989, and theatrical runs back then lasted around 4-6 months, the passage references Old Man Seed lecturing the school with both Joseph and Jacob attending.
āWith Joseph under one arm and Jacob under the other, he stormed out of the room, still hurling curses.ā
Theyāre two years apart, meaning Jacob would be 9 and Joseph 7⦠in 1989.
Meaning Joseph would have had to have been born in 1982 and Jacob in 1980, but that makes them 36 and 38 respectively in 2018 when Far Cry 5 is set, but theyāre said to be 42 and 44.
John is said to be 32 in Far Cry 5, but if my numbers are right⦠heād actually be born in 1992, as heās 10 years younger than Joseph. So John would be 26⦠but heās a lawyer, and itās rare to be younger than 23 to receive that title. And he was a lawyer for years before he reunited with Joseph and Jacobā¦
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But supposedly, Jacob was born in 1974 and Joseph in 1976, which would make John born in 1986.
If these birth years are true:
⢠Jacob would be 15 in 1989, not in Elementary School but High School.
⢠Joseph would be 13 in 1989, still not in Elementary School, but High School.
⢠John would be 3.
So why has Joseph made them all 6 years younger in his book?
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This is all based on if my math is right and I havenāt misinterpreted this section of the book, but there is no way Joseph was 13 in Elementary School unless he was held back for 2-3 years.
I wanna see them make-out have a cunt-off tbhā¦

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Iām writing a Jacob x Fem! Dep Fic btw⦠and I just wanted to show the choppy poster I made for it!
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three brothers - three hells
Didnāt even kiss the brick before bashing my head in with itā¦
I officially return to Far Cry tumblr with these humble giftsā¦
(Keep ibis paint away from me when Iām highā¦)

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Reinstalled the game and Iāve been taking some pretty nice pics⦠this game holds up so well for its age.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⦠deactivated account⦠removed imageā¦.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPās name is just⦠gone. No ā[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]ā as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world ādeactivated.ā Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itāll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post
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Anyone interested in an over-analysis of Edenās Gate, The Seed Brothers and the Lore of Far Cry 5?
Itās still cooking but itās gonna be goodā¦
[Iāve analysed the songs, sermons, book of Joseph and even Josephās memories in Collapse (yes I went that far)]
⦠The Subtle Design of Joseph Seed ā¦
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Iāve been playing Far Cry 5 since 2019, I love this game and can honestly recite half of the dialogue by memory at this point⦠but how is it that I never clocked a specific design choice of Josephās?
Specifically that he wears an inverted version of a Priestās Collar and Shirt?
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Visually it serves as a way to distinguish himself from Catholic priests, as we know The Project at Edenās Gate doesnāt follow a distinct religion - itās simply grasping at different areas of Abrahamic faiths - so I doubt heād want to seem like an āordinaryā Clergy member.
It also separates The Project and Joseph from the only other Clergyman in the game, Pastor Jerome Jeffries. Joseph is the clear visual, spiritual and physical opposite of Jerome - which further distances Edenās Gate from the usual Christian-based religious narrative and teachings.
It sets up a narrative of A Father vs The Father, Clergyman vs Prophet and itās done through subtle design differences and obvious religious differences.
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[This part may be a stretch, but stick it out!]
You can also make the connection that Joseph wearing an inverted version of a Catholic garment is a visual representation of corruption in the church.
The white collar, specifically the white part is most likely linked to purity and how a Priest is one of Godās holiest followers.
An inversion of that, to have the collar suddenly turn to black, could represent corruption and sin.
The white collar hidden in a black shirt could represent purity shining through the cloak of shadow and sin, something that almost everyone houses inside of them.
Whereas a black collar hidden in a white shirt could represent sin being cloaked and shielded behind the guise of purity, luring wayward souls into believing their sins will be cleansed - when in reality theyāre simply being hidden behind a superficial mask of purity.
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[Iāve probably given Ubisoft a little too much credit here, but this analysis wouldnāt leave my head - so Iām burdening you with it!
Enjoy my reawakened Far Cry 5 hyperfixation and coffee-fuelled design theory!]
Sometimes you need something as simple as John Seed being reversed so it looks like he's straddling Rook

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as promised, some very suggestive melee lines from everyoneās favorite brothers
From the Inquisitor to the Baptist: The Evolution of John Seed - Masterpost
Part 1: Physical appearance, clothes, and tattoos (concept art, promotional content, and side material)
Part 2: Physical appearance, clothes, and tattoos (Far Cry 5)
Part 3: Personality and morals (concept art, promotional content, and side material)
Part 4: Personality and morals (Far Cry 5)
Part 5: Conclusion
Part 6: Sources, references, and further reading