would ur partner's friends lie for ur partner to u test w/ wolfstar (except they have the same friends so its remus calling their mutual friends to see if they would lie for sirius)
remus, calling: hey james, i just needed to talk to sirius
james: oh did you call me by accident? :D
remus: oh no, he wasn't picking up! but he mentioned he was going to see you before he left
sirius, trying not to laugh:
remus: sirius? he said you two were hanging out?
james: uh, did he just leave :|
remus: no? he's been gone for a few hours--come on, mate, just let me talk to him
james: remus, i think there's been a misunderstanding; sirius isn't with me---we didn't have plans---shit he might've gotten hurt---okay don't worry, ill call everyone and ask them if they've seen him; you know what, he has a bad attention span, he probably just wandered off and put his phone on silent D:
remus, laughing: oh my god, no don't worry, he's alright, this was just--this was just a prank
james, who had like 50 mini heart attacks: what
remus: hey regulus, sirius said he was spending the day with you? except its been hours and he won't pick up his phone. can i talk to him?
regulus: no you may not; im hanging up
remus: huh, i guess he's going to---
sirius: wait he's calling me
sirius, on the phone: hello?
regulus: where the genuine fuck are you and why did you lie to lupin
regulus: im assuming you're setting up a surprise for him, or something equally disgusting; let me know in advance, so i can properly cover for you
sirius, whispering: what should i say
remus: i dont know, ask him if he'd cover you?
sirius, on the phone: what if i was with... someone else? or doing something remus wouldn't like
regulus: you wouldn't even think about it, don't be stupid
regulus: lupin is the most tolerable of all of your pathetic excuses of relationships. hypothetically if you were to ruin this for me, i would shave your head
remus: aw, you're like a brother to me too, reg
regulus: this is a prank?
sirius: yeah <3 you're so sweet tho
regulus: kill yourself, both of you
remus: hey pete, can i talk to sirius?
peter: uh sure, but why are you calling me
remus: he's with you, isn't he? he said he was leaving a few hours ago to go to yours? did he already leave?
peter: look remus, im not saying anything in anyway; this is probably a misunderstanding; like maybe he meant to come over but did something else; but sirius is not here, he hasn't been here for days, we never made plans.
remus: oh, thanks for letting me know
peter: look he has the attention span of a goldfish, he probably meant to come over and wandered off
sirius: wtf why does everyone say that
peter: was that him? did he come back
remus: haha no he's been here :);;; sorry, pete, this was just a prank--
remus: hey lily, im just trying to get to sirius, but i think his phone is off.
lily: he's not with me, but he might be hanging out with james?
remus: are you sure? did he just leave? he told me you two had plans, when he left, hours ago
lily: wtf, no we didnt---look remus, sirius and i have had no plans, we haven't even texted in like a week; i don't know why he lied, or if he mispoke, but somethings fishy here
lily: look, ill call james, and you call peter, we'll get to the bottom of this--wait call his brother--- and i'll call---
remus: lily--lily--calm down, it was just a prank
sirius: wow you immediately sold me out
remus: hey marlene, is sirius still with you? he isn't picking up his phone
marlene: he's not here with me; idk where he is
remus: really? he said he was heading to yours, and that was hours ago; did he leave?
marlene: im sorry remus, but i think he lied
marlene: wait, give me a second
*hanging up and calling sirius*
marlene: you piece of shit; why did you lie to remus, you better explain yourself immediately---
remus: who else should we call
sirius: lets call one of reggie's friends
remus: you know what, why not
remus: hey barty, i know this is a bit weird
barty: is everything good?
remus: yeah yeah; its just sirius isnt picking up his phone and i needed to ask him something; could you give the phone to him?
barty: uh, im not with reg today, you might wanna call him--
remus: oh i know! sirius mentioned you two were hanging out today? planning something for regulus
sirius: i guess he's not calling
sirius's phone ringing: oh its regulus
regulus: stop harassing my friends with your weird cheating kinks, you freaks
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