You May Be Basic

Basic B’s rejoice!

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On that note, this is straight up basic: no one cares if it was a success. Also, you probably wouldn’t be posting this photo if it wasn’t a success. What’s worse is the basic bro posted this, not that dudes shouldn’t post pics with their GFs, but definitely not with such a cheesy line reserved for basic betches. Have some more creativity. 

Food for thought for you basics posting this crap every Monday, or at all...

Courtesy of Fuckjerry

"Snow day essentials" -basic betch

Being basic can take you places... like an old man's crotch so you fulfill all your materialistic desires.

When you take off your makeup, and we start to see who you really are...

Your basic activities do not impede you from common decency.

Back from vacation finally, with resolutions and goals for the New Year, so I'll leave you with this.

What are y'all doing for NYE? I have the perfect event for you.

How you know you're about to walk into a room full of basics...

Every year, hundreds of fuccbois and basics longing for a shameless seasonal kegger descend onto the streets of New York City in the traditional red hats and robes for a widely despised bar crawl known as SantaCon... I hope y'all didn't go, but knowing you, you definitely did. 

None of the above.

When a basic bro becomes even more basic...