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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

They should invent Jstor wrapped

charlie brown literally suffers more than jesus christ

citationless behavior

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

what the fuck is "dark academia" isnt real academia dark enough do you know what some of these fuckers woudl do for funding

the darkness in dark academia is the apartments that phd students live in because they cant afford to turn on the fucking lights

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

"if i were eurydice i'd be so pissed" then you wouldnt be eurydice. see me after class.

hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

None of y’all were there. Waiting for the bus. In the rain even

watching the terror amc while eating an orange to assert my dominance