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theaceofwords

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

nudityandnerdery

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

kylaralynn

Remember kids, DO NOT chug half a gallon of water all at once. Go ahead and chug just a bit, but then make yourself stop and take sips consistently over time.

If you’re still desperately thirsty after having some water, you probably need electrolytes. There are many options - eat a pickle, have a gatorade (or whatever brand you prefer), add an electrolyte packet to your water, sprinkle salt on some watermelon, make a fun drink with coconut water.

Foods count for hydration, too! Juicy fresh fruits and veg, cold soups, popsicles!

lazer-t

A pigeon crosses your dash

gilgameshhimself

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

higglety

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

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missjamiekaye

Kitties in the Garden. A little gift I made for a friend of her little visitors.

cosmonautroger

#literally gone tits up

luisonte

....but.... why?

thewisemankey

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

vlanderzine

I want a knife gun.

vivcaprica

For an updated Ides of March

deceptive-owls

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

jethroq

beardedmrbean

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little-pondhead

number1wifemisser

@wheezecheese

hasufin

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

mistylacrimosa

🌼🔪Happy Ides of March everyone 🔪🌼

1five1two

decadent-hag

finnslay

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

netherworldpost

fatsexybitch

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

kittydesade

Me: Hehehehe great month to reblog this.. in…

Me: *sees datestamp*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

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freshlydelivereddarce

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

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stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

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