This is my story

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

- Believe the hype!

- The short film before the movie is TEAR inducing.

- Be cool to the kids who go to see it, they might have to wait 14 years for the next one. They’re people too; just tiny.

- There is NO end credits scene (my movie didn’t turn the lights back on at the credits which made everyone stay)

- No end credits scene bUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE HERO THEME SONGS THEY WERE ALL SINGING IN THE BEGINNING; STAY AFTER BC THEY PLAY THEIR THEME SONGS!!!!!

- There’s a LOT of flashing lights. Be careful if you know you don’t do good with the flashing lights or you have health problems relating to them!!!!

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

this is the new meme for February, y’all

DU DU DU-

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

here he comes

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

FUCKING

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

Oh, that’s just a

Conversation piece

A conversation about what