Top 20 Ways to Use a Faggot's Pussy
Men have asses. Faggots, however, have pussies — and pussies were designed to be used by Men. If You’re a Man who’s lucky enough to own Your own fag-pussy, here are 20 ways to make it as useful to You as possible:
Fuck it: It goes without saying: Pussies were made to take cock. If You own a fag-cunt, therefore, it’s Your right to fuck it full of Man-meat at every opportunity. Standing or lying down. Balls-deep or just the tip. Hard or soft. In public or in private. It’s Your choice, as long as You slide in and use that faghole how nature intended.
Breed it: Like flowers need water, pussies need cum. Especially fag-pussies. When You have a faghole around, there’s no need to use socks, T-shirts or tissues to catch Your cum. That’s messy and just creates laundry and/or garbage. Instead of shooting Your sperm into something You’ll have to wash or throw away, therefore, shoot into a fag-pussy. It feels good, and it’s easy cleanup!
Spank it: The outside of a faggot’s pussy can be just as useful as the inside. Case in point: spanking. If You’re angry, frustrated or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed, beat Your faggot’s cunt with Your hand, a paddle or a belt. You’ll feel better after the beating, guaranteed.
Piss in it: Faggots can’t piss from their pussies. But they can definitely take piss in their pussies. This can be useful in a number of situations. If there’s no toilet around, for example, You can always use Your fag’s hole. If You’re bored and want to be entertained, You can piss in Your fag’s hole — then make him hold it in, watching and delighting as he squirms. Insist that Your faggot always have a clean pussy, but don’t have a douche around? Your pissing cock is the only enema he needs.
Toy-fuck it: Pussies need to get fucked. But nobody said You had to use Your cock. Try using a dildo, instead. Or a butt plug. It’s kind of like gardening, except instead of tilling soil You’re tilling a fag-cunt. (Incidentally, toy-fucking a faghole can be just as relaxing and enjoyable a hobby as gardening!)
Finger it: Men work out their bodies, but they often forget to work out their fingers. Finger-fucking a fag-pussy is a good way to keep your digits strong and nimble.
Share it: If You’re looking to make new friends, or strengthen existing friendships, try sharing Your faggot’s pussy, or loaning it out to another Man. Nothing builds male friendships faster than bonding over a fag-cunt. Want to become even closer with a new acquaintance or a longtime buddy? Double-fuck the fag-pussy! The physical closeness that comes from double penetration can’t help but lead to social and emotional closeness, too.
Store things in it: Men don’t carry purses. Luckily, a fag-pussy has plenty of storage space. It’s a secure place to stash Your weed, for instance. It’s a good place to store a baseball bat so that it doesn’t fall over. It’s a convenient place to keep loose change. The sky’s the limit, really.
Fuck it with food: Nobody likes wasting produce. So if You’ve got a banana, cucumber, carrot or squash that’s on the verge of going bad, use it to fuck Your faggot’s pussy. That way it won’t go to waste after all!
Write on it: Whether You need to leave a note for Yourself (e.g., “Pick up milk,” if You need to remember), for Your fellow Men (e.g., “Insert cock here” with an arrow pointing at the faghole, so Men at the bathhouse or gym know it’s available to fuck) or for Your faggot (e.g., “Slut,” in case he looks in the mirror and forgets what he is), a faggot’s pussy is a great piece of stationery for the job.
Decorate with it: Having people over for a party? Have Your faggot get on his knees, head down and pussy up. Then, put whatever You like in the faggot’s pussy — for example, flowers, a flag or a candle — for decorative purposes.
Fist it: Fag pussies don’t look like they can take a whole fist inside them — but they can. Working Your fist inside a fag-cunt will teach You virtues like patience and persistence — qualities every Man should possess. Plus, once it’s inside, punching the faggot’s guts is fun and a great way to blow off some steam!
Dress it up: Men deserve something pretty to look at. Try dressing up Your faggot’s pussy in underwear or jockstraps that You find appealing. Then just sit back and admire, taking pride in Your possession.
Clean with it: Dirty home? Insert a broom or feather duster into Your faggot’s pussy and instruct the bitch to clean the house.
Train it: Real Men possess strong leadership skills. Because it takes discipline, patience and authority, training a tight little fag-cunt to stretch so it can accommodate large cocks and toys is a rewarding way to exercise and practice those leadership skills.
Plug it: You can plug a faggot’s pussy with a traditional butt plug, a vibrating butt plug that You control via remote, a locking butt plug or — if You want to transform Your faggot into a domesticated pet — a butt plug shaped like a pig or dog tail. All are good choices that will help you establish control over Your faggot and reinforce Your ownership of its pussy.
Shave it: Fag-pussies can be hairy or smooth. If You prefer Yours to be smooth, shave it. You own it, after all, and Your property should be customized to meet Your needs.
Eat it: Let’s be clear: Faggots don’t deserve pleasure. Only Men should enjoy the privilege of receiving a long, deep, relaxing rimjob. However, if it pleases You to eat fag-cunt, then You should absolutely eat fag-cunt — provided the experience is all about the pleasure You derive from eating, not the pleasure the faggot derives from being eaten.
Tease it: Fag-pussies are incredibly sensitive. Try smacking Your hard cock against the faggot’s pussy lips, for instance, penetrating the faghole with just the tip of Your cock or sliding Your cock up and down the crack of the faggot’s pussy. Watching the faggot squirm and beg is endlessly entertaining and satisfying!
Fig it: Faggots derive much pleasure from their pussies. But they also can derive much pain from them. If Your faggot needs to be punished, therefore, use its cunt against it. One way to do so is with figging — inserting a piece of peeled ginger into Your faggot’s pussy, where it will cause intense discomfort and burning pain in a matter of minutes. That’ll teach the fag to misbehave!
For ideas on using a faggot’s face-cunt, check out the “Top 20 Ways to Use a Faggot’s Face.”
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