The Yoshi of Yellow

Haha, I get it! No shade because it was the desert!

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

That anything also includes trauma and stressors.

That also includes recovering from trauma and stress. I've always been fat but when I finally moved out from home I gained like 30 pounds.

your udon is writhing

exotic fish are so fun to observe

despite being a Certifiable Animal Guy, to my great shame i saw this right before bed, momentarily forgot was a ferret is, and thought "what's wrong with that rat"

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

ok!

ITS THE OG OMG

People on Twitter (and elsewhere) love to say "retard" and "low IQ" now and I'm not only talking about nazi accounts but just your average account. It came out of nowhere just this year too. Really annoying.

I've been telling people that IQ is perhaps the most normalized example of eugenics and the pseudoscience that is psychometrics

Anything that is based in IQ is bogus because IQ is simply fake data