me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

can you put that thing on a leash?

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems