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The bilingual's conundrum:

TLDR: being divided on what language to speak online.

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Ce billet en français suivra.

TLJPL: être divisé sur quel langue devrait on parler en ligne

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First: my native language is not English, it is French (bonjour!) and i speak both languages, however its not the case for everyone, hence the conundrum.

Do i speak my native language and connect with the people that are likely from my region where our greatest link is what connected our ancestors; language. But with a trade off that i am more restricted with who i reach?

or...

Do i blog in English where i can reach a broader audience and even the people which English is not their first language either but to the trade off that i lose my mother tongue?

maybe...

I translate each posts to reach everyone at the expense of my time and energy and having two separate sets of similar people that sees me?

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L'énigme du bilingue:

Premièrement, ma langue natal n'est pas l'anglais, c'est le français (duh) et je parle les deux langues, cependant ce n'est pas le cas de tout le monde, ce qui nous mène à l'énigme.

Devrait-je parler ma langue mère wt connecter avec les gens qui sont fort plus probablement de ma région où notre plus grand lien est ce qui connectait nos ancêtres; la langue. Au coût d'être plus restreint face à qui je rejoins.

ou...

Dois-je bloguer en anglais où je peux rejoindre une plus grande audience même ceux que l'anglais est non-plus leur langue natal aux coût de perdre ma langue maternelle.

Peut-être...

Je traduit chaque billets pour joindre tout le monde au coût de mon temps et énergie ainsi que d'avoir deux lots différents de personnes qui me voient?

#english #language #writeblr #writblr #conundrum #français #langue française #énigme #i wrote all of this on my phone and now my thumbs hurt :(#philosophy #philosophie #bilingual #bilingue

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she-ramen

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

she-ramen

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

logan-exe

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

epiales06

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

epiales06

It’s 2023, women can have as many legs and feathers as they want- get with the times.

hux-loves-him

Behold! A woman!

roswellsoup

graffiti wall more like gay sex wall . i love people sometimes 💛

#say gex

one-time-i-dreamt

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

yolbert

Ready you dodgeball Apollo

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i-am-a-fish

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

yolbert

Texting is actually the main quest

That i am doing last after all the side missions (tumblr, sleep, vide games, tumblr)

#its not jard i swear

i-am-a-fish

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

i-am-a-fish

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

yolbert

Also cross multiplication

#I forgot the quadratic formula :c

brick-match

Major pet peeve in my own life is that the brick and mortar on the porch columns of my apartment don't match the rest of the building. It's not something most people would notice at first or maybe at all, but it drives me crazy.

The brick on the building is an old sandmold standard-size flashed burgundy brick and a plain buff mortar in a flush joint. If I were to match these, I would use Belden Brick's Belcrest 740 bricks. Those aren't available in standard size, but the modular size they're made in will work because it's the same height. (Matching size exactly doesn't really matter for columns or other projects where the brick isn't going to be laid directly into the existing brick wythes (in fact, the bricks on the columns are a bit longer and a bit less tall than the bricks on the house)). I'd match the mortar with Heidelberg's Old Colonial, the go-to for matching older structures, from their Flamingo colored mortar series. Heidelberg's premixed Old Colonial could also work.

The brick on the columns is just over 8 inches long and just under 2 1/4 inches tall, so it's a weird size. They may have been "seconds", meaning the factory screwed up and had to sell them at a discount. That would explain the mismatch -- mighta been a 1970s Landlord Special. Nonetheless, they're beautiful bricks. A rusty brown color with ironspot texture ("ironspot" is somewhat literal: the clay and/or shale is mixed with actual flecks of metal, usually manganese these days I think, that melts in the kiln and makes a sort of glaze of freckles on the surface of the brick!), laid with an almost-matching red mortar.

These bricks have to have been discounted, because it shouldn't have been at all difficult to match the brick on the existing building. The reason for the red mortar evades me; colored mortars are usually more expensive than plain mortar. More traditional colors like Old Colonial are popular enough to be not much pricier than the plain grey. Idk why tf they woulda done red, except maybe to hurt me personally.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

this is exactly the type of rant i signed up to tumblr to see

yolbert

We should drag whoever made this miss match to Ohio in a swarm of bees

#brick post

redstonedust

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

yolbert

I am very tired and my brain stopped reading after "i dont understand people with boobs"

Statement that got me quite confused coming from, well, anyone on tumblr really.

#boobs

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

yolbert

This brick is funnier if you aren't American

Better yet in the Americas

#brick post

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redstonedust

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

yolbert

"Ill die on a hill for the bit" is so true and valid actually

#id do this ngl

redstonedust

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

doggirlcomet

redstonedust

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

homunculus-argument

Amazing how the difference between having fancy culinary little treats and eating unhinged goblin bullshit is just having nice ingredients at hand. Like ooh look at me, I'm making myself porridge sweetened with brown sugar and raisins, with a dash of cinnamon and bit of vanilla in there, because I happened to have those around and was craving something sweet.

In different pantry circumstances, I'd be eating jam straight out of the jar with a spoon.

homunculus-argument

Having a bowl of frozen peach slices with a drizzle of honey on top. The peach slices were supposed to go into a sorbet making attempt that I gave up on. It may seem and feel like a fancy little treat, but I am straight-up eating ingredients.

yolbert

My hungry ass could NOT cook a full meal without eating half the ingredients whilst doing it

#cooking

alleesaur

the productivity creatures

deathsascension

discord was down so i attempted to build the change of scene dragon in minecraft because i thought the target block looked like its eyes

yolbert

This is the most out of left field post I could've stumbled upon on here.

This is really good by the way

#geometry dash #minecraft

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Tumblr changed the color palettes for NO REASONS!

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WHY ARE YOU CYAN??

WHERE IS MY MAGENTA???!!

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#tumblr devs cooking up the most pointless minute change just to get people talking #give me my magenta back #yolbabble #tumblr update #tumblr

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!?

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