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YES I DO FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN KATY HOW DID YOU KNEW??

#I've been feeling like this for a while actually #i feel like a plastic bag a turtle chokes on #recycle #katy perry invented gay people #fireworks #poetry

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Spotify kindly offering to remove the problem their creating (by offering) is the kind of a poetic paradox i think about late at night

#im batman #shower thoughts #ya basic #i know #night stalking vigilante with a heavy metal rapping machine #i dont fell anything except for rage #vigilante shit #spotify

whynotfabulous

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

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If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

gnomer-denois

Because it's also evil

whynotfabulous

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

whynotfabulous

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

trashboi413

You meet god

whynotfabulous

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

treslecheslife

Whole, in one gulp.

whynotfabulous

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

captain-oh-no-not-again

Father of the Muffin Boy

whynotfabulous

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

mayflydecember

Car's haunted

whynotfabulous

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

babybluebanshee

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

whynotfabulous

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

thegoodsandy

into the sky, where it turns into stars

whynotfabulous

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

daeynore

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

whynotfabulous

....Ah

meangirlnurse

how old are you right now?

under 13

13 to 15

16 to 18

19 to 21

22 to 24

25 to 27

28 to 30

31 to 33

34 to 36

37 or older

Voting ended onOct 17, 2023

reblogs appreciated for sample size!

jamjoob

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

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You can't tell me Magnus and Jack aren't excited for '1989 (Taylor's version)'. It's canon. it's factual.

(Alex is making fnaf jokes btw)

#magnus chase #taylor swift #alex fierro #1989 tv #five nights at freddy's #five night at Taylor's #1989 Freddie's version #fierrochase

I'm just saying if Neil Gaiman was in my falafel I wouldn't not eat him. Sue Ellen is strong for that.

#good omens 2 #neil gaiman #falafel #ineffable husbands #the sandman #arthur #coraline #good omens

#it's not self esteem I'm just rizzing myself up

Girl dinner except It's just me eating out an avocado with a teaspoon

#girl dinner #gurl #avocado #teaspoon #autobiography

Useless headcanon that Rio wasn't wrong and Comicon is actually called Comicscon in earth-42

#headcanon #useless headcanon #rio morales #miles morales #earth 42 #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse

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*shrugs* guess they're ineffable divorcees now

#good omens #ineffable husbands #theyre gay your honor #bible fanfiction #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2

DID YOU KNOW?

In 'Ship Of The Dead', the title actually refers to Fierrochase, as it is a ship of dead people.

Thank you for your time.

#fierrochase #uncle rick #rick riordan #rick is a brother #theyre gay your honor #ship wreck #magnus chase #alex fierro #percy jackson #lgbtq #lgbtqia #gay idiots #nonbinary #genderfluid #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians

Just realized Gwen is short for Guinevere,

So are you gonna write the Spiderverse-Camelot AU fic or shall I?

#gwen stacy #actsv #across the spiderverse #spider gwen #spiderman #into the spider verse #gwen #spider #camelot #bbc gwen #merthur #bbc merlin #bbc merthur #miles morales #peter parker #theyre gay your honor #lgbtq #lgbtqia

Rick Riordan referencing Achilles and Patroclus in Trials of Apollo to us like

Mfs be shipping Zuko and Sokka like

(I'm mfs)

#avatar the last airbender #theyre gay your honor #ship wreck #gay tv series #she might be bi #gay tv shows #zuko #sokka #sozuko #nickolodeon #lgbtqia #lgbtq

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Night at the museum is just like Dead poets society and by that i mean it has gay people and Robin Williams

#theyre gay your honor #unhinged #robin williams #night at the museum #dead poets society #gay idiots #ship-wreck #lgbtq #lgbtqia #i dont know how to tag help

A series of unfortunate events calling their viewers unstable within the first minute of each episode is such a mood

#unstable is my middle name #gay tv series #count olaf #a series of unfortunate events #the baudelaire orphans #violet baudelaire #asoue netflix #theyre gay your honor #iconic #mood #random thoughts

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