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Hole-y Cow

I gotchu anon ;) I'll probably be asleep when this uploads but just so you know I was rolling around in my bed writing this simply because Hobie's British in this is so bad so please forgive that little...thing.

Synopsis/Feels: Reader is Hobie's little sis but not by blood but u can't rlly tell, bad British slang beware, clueless Pav, mentions of Tom Holland(TW), etc.

Word Ct.:667

Without further ado...

Spider-Who?(Pavitr Prabhakar x Reader)

"Woah, he's awesome..." I sigh in amazement as I watch Pav swoop through the streets of Mumbattan.

"Mumbattan has the worst traffic I tell ya...aye, wot er you lookin at, kid?" Hobie asks as he realizes I've got my eyes focused on the streets below.

"Just...stuff..." I dodge his question as I take a bite of my scone, courtesy of your 2nd favorite Brit. It's me, I'm the 1st favorite Brit of course.

"Too right...you ready to skedaddle back to our universe kid? I miss me guitar." Hobie shrugs, wrapping an arm around my shoulders.

"Er...yeh, I guess." I sigh, watching as Hobie opens a portal(idk how the portal thing works Sue me).

"Hey guys! Leaving so soon?" Pav suddenly lands next to us, looking flawlessly perfect despite fighting a whole villain just a second ago.

"Yeh, sorry mate but yer universe is borin...right kid?" Hobie asks me. I barely hear him and decide to disregard it in favor of staring at Pav.

"Kid? Hello? Yer brain get hit with a rock...?" Hobie asks, popping me in the back of my head.

"I'm good! I'm great. Sorry, were said what you?" I immediately realize my sentence makes no sense as Pav and Hobie both look at me in confusion.

Hobie locks eyes with me.

Don't look at Pav, don't look at Pav, don't look at Pav...

My eyes dart to Pav and quickly go back to Hobie's.

FUCK.

"Oh, I gotcha...lil bugger's got a crush. Ain't that a bitch...wild how he ain't even from your own universe." Hobie says casually.

"What? Is it someone from the Spider Society?! Miles? Or Gwen?" Pav starts throwing out random names of teenage Spider-Men from the society.

"Wait...don't tell me it's....Miguel?!" Pav looks at me in disgust for a second before I shoot a web at his mouth.

As I watch Pavitr try to pry the web off Hobie pulls me to the side.

"C'mon, you gotta pick another. Love Pav, but he's...y'know....Pav." Hobie trails off, assuming I understand him.

"Well yeh, but he's also...Pav, y'know?" I argue slightly.

"Right and I get that...but he's Pav." Hobie complains to me, his grip on my shoulder tightening.

"I'm not gonna have this conversation with you Hobart. Don't you have taxes to file?" I ask with an eye roll.

"Fine, fine!" Hobie holds both his hands up in surrender. "You gonna tell 'im soon? Might have to spell it out since he's...Pav." Hobie shrugs.

"You mean you don't care?" I ask with a raise of my eyebrow.

"Course not kid. He might be Pav, but 'e's also Pav." Hobie emphasizes his words like it'll magically make sense.

"Hey, what are you guys talking about?" Pav asks, finally joining us.

I give Hobie a silent plead.

"Nun much...I was bout to head back. Kid said she wants to stay awhile though." Hobie lies.

For reference I was thinking it but I didn't want to say it.

"Oh, great! I can show you my favorite street food stands and where the stray dogs are and where all the traffic is!"

"Oh. Where all the traffic is...great. Can't wait." I try to fake being excited.

"Catch you later, bugger. Try not to get pied off loser!" Hobie does a small salute before stepping through an open portal.

"Huh...? What does pied off mean?" Pav asks with an eyebrow raise.

"Nothing! Nothing at all...honestly it doesn't mean anything." I lie straight to Pav's face.

"...I don't believe you." Pav replies with suspicion in his eyes.

"Uhhhh....oh my god, is that Tom Holland?" I gasp loudly and point at the streets below us.

Pav's neck almost snaps as he looks.

"What?! Where?!"

Phew. Safe. Nailed it.

I watch as Pav swings down to the streets to find Tom Holland, who was never there in the first place.

I'll tell him. One day. But today is not the day.

•••••••••••

TAGLIST: @ihearthxh @sweetheartlizzie07 @the-vulcan

Imagine, Miles inspite of being Spiderman doesn't have fighting experience. All he's probably ever done is like lightly roughhousing with his friends or shit.

So he befriends Mikey and when the topic comes up, Mikey offers him some proper fighting lessons.

Mikey is of course a trained ninja so he is definitly kicking Miles' ass there and now you can play it multiple ways:

The homoerotic tension is t h e r e and there are lots of blushing and embarrassed gazes involved.

Go full sexy makeout scene (if you please so)

Or you can just make it a fun way to connect platonicly. (Beating each other up is a fun activity for friends, trust me, I've done this before.)

I know I been doing a lot of complaining, but I need more flowerbyte/cyberflower immediately!! Like this is def the least popular ship involving Miles and they are soo cute like bffr! I’m not gonna say it’s cuz she black buuuuut....

OMG YESSS🙈🙈 42!miles does smth to me😮‍💨

<!warnings! Not to much warnings except for the shitty Spanish😭 maybe smth Abt y/n kinda panicking! !Warnings!>

not proof read

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The flu had been going around school so at some point u were bound to get it. When u got the flu it was always the worst, miles was aware of this and right as he saw u cough he knew u were sick

“ bebé it’s ok mi mamá te ama” (babe it’s ok my mom loves you)

“ miles -cough- I don’t wanna bother your mom she already does so much -cough-”

After miles had brought (forced) you back to he’s place he’s mom had already made some soup “oh cariño, ¿cómo has estado?” (oh honey how have u been?) she pulled you into a big hug “has miles been treating you well?” She half whispered “MAMI!”

You giggled at the little interaction, after enjoying ms.morals soup you realized you had a big project due in science!

You started panicking a little, of course miles had noticed you freaking out “y/n u ok?” He asked with a worried expression

“No. I forgot about my science project and I’m already failing that class and if I miss another assignment I might have to do it next semester and I literally can’t do that it my mom will flip-”

Miles put hes hand on top of yours “cariño, it is ok we can work more on your project after you rest, u need to rest first. Ok?” Seeing how worried miles was about you made u feel better

For the rest of the day you spent watching movies with miles and eventually falling asleep…