the sign in button?

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

nsfw = nosfewatu

I have a research paper due tomorrow night and I've only written half a page but at least I finished my gay fanfiction #AcademicWeapon

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you