gay

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

especially with his sister in the public eye it feels important to say. the loss of a loved one is an incredibly private matter and i hope we can collectively give the people he was close with space to get through this however they see fit. i don't want to see zoom-ins on peoples' faces to analyze if they have been crying or any judgements on someone's person based on their decision to work or not work for a while

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i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

Dragged away from the wet food convention for losing my marbles at the anchovy booth

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day