fuck around

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

incredibly funny for fitz to dismiss tales of dragons in bingtown because he's seen real dragons after reading about like. paragon getting mad that amber said she saw dragons and tintaglia dismissing stone dragons as imitations

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

CAT OMG

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich

all I know is that I’ll forever be enraged by the fact that I’m being forced to coexist at the same time as artificial intelligence.