you've got to be kind

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

happy 100k to the realest post ive ever made

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

unbelievably funny

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."