help

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

every time i speak i am reminded why i should not

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet