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shamebats

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

shamebats

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

shamebats

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

the-haiku-bot

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mechanica1-hands

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

shamebats

"become a fish" (gay)

ladyananas

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

helpless--romantics

theivorybilledwoodpecker

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

theivorybilledwoodpecker

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

emilynyaaa

this is an insane story

flickering-leaves

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

brightlotusmoon

harperhug

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

handageddon

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

mananabuffins

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

authoratmidnight

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

catboy-artist

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

mlembug

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

allthingswhumpyandangsty

btw if you’re kink shaming people, I hope you know that every single person who reblogs this post and I are shaming you

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

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this is so stimmy

Ninjago: Absolute pt. 4: Secrets of the Serpentine (S1) / Lloyd

For “Season 1”, we’ve got an adaptation of Rise of the Snakes, but also with elements of the Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu. And yes, I finally got around to posting this! It’s been sitting in my drafts for a hot minute… (btw warning: this is very long. I mean, I'm talking about an entire season's worth, here!)

Before we talk about the season, we need to start with Lloyd. In canon, his mother, Misako, somehow “just knew” that Lloyd would be the Green Ninja, and decided to send him to Darkly’s, in an attempt to postpone the prophecy.

Well, here, Misako didn’t try to prevent it; she tried to prepare Lloyd as best as she could. Thus, Lloyd grows to resent the prophecy, causing him to run off as a teenager in search of something to help him grow in power, resolving to become an ally of the Overlord in the Final Battle, rather than his opponent.

This search leads to a discovery: a mass of life energy (oh yeah, he can use his Elemental Power now, cuz Misako kinda forced it out of him. She’s a bad mom, even here 🤷‍♂️). It leads him to the discovery of an underground Empire: the fabled Serpentine Empire, Ninjago’s opponent in the Serpentine War, one thousand years ago.

He is captured and taken to their leader, Empress Aspheera, a Serpentine sorceress from back during the war itself. She’s kept herself and her right-hand man (snake?), Pythor, alive using dark magic.

If you remember, in canon, Aspheera’s attempted coup on King Mambo V failed; but here, she bode her time, allying herself with Pythor to amass a much larger army. Having taken complete control, she managed to take Wu’s Scroll of Forbidden Spinjitzu, and began the Serpentine War.

Well, anyways, Aspheera asks Lloyd why she shouldn't just kill him now, and he brings up the prophecy of the Green Ninja. He convinces her that if they ally together, and Aspheera lends her army to the Overlord during the Final Battle, then she could rule under him when he takes over. She agrees, and this leads to her taking Lloyd as a general in her army, and commanding her troops into the lands above once more: their first objective? Unearthing the original city of Ouroboros, once the capital under Aspheera's reign, to figure out how to awaken the slumbering Great Devourer.

When Wu hears of sightings of bipedal snake-people, he realizes that the time is now to pull together the individuals that he's had his eyes on for quite some time now: Kai, the unruly teen who's been staying with Wu for around 2 years now; Zane, who, alongside Pixal, stumbled across the Monastery on his own just a few months prior; Jay, the adopted son of EdTech's power-hungry co-owners, who Wu can tell has much different priorities than his "parents"; and Cole, a runaway who's been living on his own (with much struggle) for a year.

They don't exactly mesh well. As I mentioned in Jay and Cole's post, they both resent each other for their parents: Jay things Cole is insane for not liking how much attention his parents give him, while Cole is jealous of how little Jay's parents look over his shoulder. Meanwhile, Kai tends to act very animalistic, which easily gets on the nerves (circuits?) of Zane, who thinks very rigidly.

Pixal actually acts as the core of the team: she handles fights between Kai and Zane, trying to open their minds to each others thought processes, while simultaneously encouraging Jay and Cole to at least ignore their animosity towards each other.

Wu manages to rally them together into a fighting force, which is immediately put to the test while facing the sudden appearance of Serpentine. Thanks to some clever spying devices provided by Pixal, the Ninja learn what the Serpentine are looking for: the four Fangblades, ceremonial daggers from the age of the Serpentine that each lie in different museums, collections, etc. across the country. It's a race to locate them.

To cover the search and recovery of the Fangblades quickly: The first, contained within the Ninjago Museum of History, is swiftly retrieved by the Serpentine. Another was kept by Ed and Edna Walker in their vault; Jay and Zane worked together to steal it, but on the way back, were confronted by Serpentine soldiers, who managed to take the Fangblade. Simultaneously, Kai and Cole attempt to retrieve the third from a secret vault hidden within the Caves of Despair; while a troop of Serpentine manage to retrieve it before they can, it is here that Cole discovers the Scythe of Quakes, one of the powerful Golden Weapons. Lastly, the final Fangblade was already owned by Aspheera, who had come into ownership of it when she took over from King Mambo V.

Ultimately, the Serpentine have managed to bring together the four Fangblades at Ouroboros. The Ninja move together to stop them, but they are too late; just as they arrive at the Serpentine city, Aspheera awakens the Great Devourer, using her magic to take control of the giant snake; the Ninja are forced to retreat.

They take to the skies in the Destiny's Bounty (btw, Zane and Pixal fixed up the Destiny's Bounty at some point between Zane's escape from EdTech and their arrival at the Monastery, so the Ninja have had it the whole time). They can only watch as Aspheera wreaks havoc below, but Pixal has an idea: if the Fangblades could be used to awaken the Great Devourer, then could they not be used to put it back to sleep?

The Ninja go back to Ouroboros, this time to steal the Fangblades, but are faced with Lloyd and the Serpentine generals (Slithraa, Skalidor, Acidicus, & Fangtom). This is when Wu's relation to Lloyd is revealed, but no mention is really made of Lloyd's father (who we know is Garmadon). In the end, they manage to escape with the Fangblades.

After a tough fight in the middle of Ninjago City, the Ninja manage to stab the four Fangblades into the weak spot atop the Great Devourer's head, knocking it unconscious once more. They manage to capture Aspheera and a large amount of her Serpentine army, but Lloyd, Pythor, the generals, and the remainder of her army escape, to fight another day.

The Ninja are left with a massive, hibernating serpent stretched throughout the city and questions as to where the remaining Serpentine have gone.

Additionally, after Cole discovered the Scythe of Quakes, Wu tried to locate the Shuriken of Ice and Nunchaku of Lightning (as Kai already has the Sword of Fire). However, he discovers that both have gone missing from their hiding places...

And that's Season 1! This really did turn into quite the long post... but yeah. Lloyd remains with the Serpentine, the Shuriken of Ice and Nunchaku of Lightning have gone missing, Garmadon himself has barely been mentioned, and still no sign of Nya... what can this mean?

This has been sitting in my head/little bit in my drafts for quite a while, but it's done now! I've got a couple ideas for where the story is going next, but I'm not sure what'll be when. However, I'll get it out eventually! See you then.

Masterpost

#ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #ninjago wu #ninjago kai #kai smith #ninjago cole #cole brookestone #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago zane #zane julien #absolute universe #ninjago au #ninjago: absolute

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

allthingswhumpyandangsty

I've been feeling like AI is the only way I can do any art and writing. I'm just that bad, everything I try to make is an abomination. It's not a matter of "practice", I have the scenes in my head but I can never find the right words or it's pure gibberish, it's just not in me, maybe I am too stupid. Isn't in the end better to have a completed AI-generated work than a human one that is terrible, incomplete and makes no sense?

"I've been feeling like AI is the only way I can do any art and writing" — okay, so what did you do before gen ai became a thing? did you just... not make any form of art, did you just not write. ever. until chatgpt was invented a few years ago?

"Isn't in the end better to have a completed AI-generated work than a human one that is terrible, incomplete and makes no sense?" — I can't answer this question for you, because it is subjective. but what I can do is ask you this: which of these are you more proud of, "something you like but didn't create yourself" or "something that you're not satisfied with but at least it is your creation"?

also no one starts off "good" at what they do. the first ever fic I wrote about a decade ago was terrible. I wrote it anyway, and I've been writing fics for almost a decade now. I can say I'm proud of myself, my skills, my writing journey and how far I've come, because I actually write and get better at writing. it's nowhere near "perfect", but it's something I'm happy with, it's my own creation, and I'm proud of myself for it.

the thing about art / writing is that you will never be good if you never actually do it. it can be bad now, but it won't stay bad forever if you keep doing / practicing it. it will, however, stay bad forever if you never actually do it.

I can't tell you what to do. and I'm not here to shame or judge you. I get that ai is easy and convenient. a lot of my friends, family and people around me openly use ai. and yeah it may be easy and convenient, but if you ask me, I find joy in "actually writing and creating my art by myself" not "ordering art and having it created for me by a robot".

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.

writingdose

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

allthingswhumpyandangsty

"is it wrong to write xyz in fanfics?"

I got asked this question every single day on this blog. and my answer will always stay the same: as long as it's fiction and as long as you're not hurting anybody in real life, NOTHING you put in fanfics can EVER be wrong.

you cannot apply real-world moral compass on FICTION.

YOU as the writer have complete and total right/freedom to write WHATEVER YOU WANT. HOWEVER YOU WANT.

that's the whole point of fanfics: authors have the power, control and freedom to create their own world. no matter how messed up or disgusting or morally wrong it is, FICTION WILL ALWAYS STAY FICTION. a person's real-life moral compass can never ever be judged by what type of fiction they create and/or consume.

fanfic is creative writing and creative writing is a form of art. and the thing about art is that it doesn't have to always be rainbow and sunshine. it can be macabre and dark and brutal and ugly. and it's still a work of art that is just as valid and valuable.

YOU as the writer have all the power, rights and freedom to literally write WHATEVER YOU WANT. HOWEVER YOU WANT.

I am a stranger. people on the internet are strangers. YOU as a fanfic writer write FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN ENJOYMENT. you do NOT need my opinion or permission when it comes to YOUR OWN HOBBY AND FREEDOM.

you do not need anybody's opinion or permission when it comes to YOUR OWN HOBBY AND FREEDOM.

"is it wrong to write xyz in fanfic" ask yourself if you are hurting anybody in real life by doing so or not. if the answer is no, then it is never ever wrong.

write whatever you want. however you want. no matter how messed up or disgusting or morally wrong it is. as long as it's fiction and as long as no one in real life is being harmed, it literally is never ever wrong.

please stop seeking strangers' opinions or permission when it comes to your own rights and freedom to create.

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iguanodonwildman

Hey! Just a reminder! AO3 does NOT have an app. This garbage was made by theives who steal fan artist’s work and sell it back to you.

“Oh, but it’s free!” There are ads. They are making money off of this. They are stealing from the creators you love and you are hurting those same creators if you use this app or any similar app.

Don’t use it. Report it at every opportunity.

halfmouse

There is no such thing as an Archive of Our Own (AO3) app! If there are ads, that’s a bad sign! Please refrain from using one of these unofficial apps! Just use your browser!

These apps are harmful to AO3 and its users! Part of the whole point of fanfiction is that it’s purely for the entertainment and mental enrichment of authors and readers, not monetized. It’s legal because it’s transformative and non-monetized. It’s fun because it’s driven by passion and not by money.

These apps likely have a lower quality of experience than the official website! I’ve never been on them, but I do know that the volunteers running AO3 put a lot of work into organization (tag-wrangling), customization (allowing the different site skins and such), and generally ensuring a smooth experience for authors and readers alike. They don’t shove ads in your face, and they allow you to access exactly what you want to. I highly doubt that these apps do any of that.

These apps are likely to benefit generative AI! Remember that huge scrape a while ago? I do. *insert thousand-yard stare* Can we please stop feeding the ocean-sucking, art-stealing nonsense machine!?

If those reasons aren’t good enough for you, well, how about the fact that these apps take up space on your phone or tablet for no good reason and might even give your device malware!? I don’t know for sure if there’s malware, but I wouldn’t exactly be surprised if they did. Basic cybersecurity tip: don’t just trust every single application.

kyra45

Here’s the what the app looks like in the App Store:

Reviews complain about the lack of the ability to comment on fics and intrusive ads. There’s other apps like this on the App Store (obviously) but this one decided to advertise on tumblr (of all places).

Also this from the infographics:

kyra45

Also!

Also the subscriptions. (From the info page)

You make free things. People don’t need to pay to see it offline. It’s text.

the-gay-goblin

Only day you can reblog this

vigilantsycamore

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

ayverx

You can also reblog today!!!

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“ship whatever you want except xyz. there is a limit” so you miss the entire point of what I just said 👌🏻

there is, in fact, no limit. I may be uncomfortable with it, I may even find it unpleasant/disturbing, but my personal feelings are not rules that can be applied to other people, and they absolutely do not justify shaming or harassing other people.

pukicho

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

pukicho

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

pukicho

I'm pushing 30, why

me----irl

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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nyaskitten

They literally fumble the idea in the first second of the video, LMAO

Intros missing:

Pilots

S1 Without Lloyd

S2 Teen Lloyd

S3 Elemental Kimono version

DotD (although technically it doesn't count given it's like a whole scene)

S8 with "Built to Protect"

S8's more dramatic variant

Ice Chapter Intro

NINJAGO CONFIDENTIAL INTRO

Master of the Mountain Intro

S15 Harumi version

S2P2 Intro

S3P2 Intro

I wouldn't even care AS MUCH about the variant intros with minor differences if they got the intros with the BIG differences in which... they didn't... for some reason.

liberalsarecool

This Pope is not staying silent on Trump's Epstein War. #SundaySermon #PopeLeo

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