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hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

Concept: Donald Trump is turned into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! 

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it's like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water” before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

choose people who choose you

the difference between you and me is that you need someone to validate you I do not.

starting my own political party it’s all abt blunts and living in isolation