bitch month

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind

Perfect

Sound ON

Unrestrained summer fun

ayo what the FUCK 

why wouldn't they??

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

THE FUCKING MOPED???

THE FUCKING MOPED

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

isn’t a vespa a kind of snake

A VIPER?????

This is such a vibe

i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone