YesToEverything

Like the Emu War, when Australia literally declared war on its own national bird population. Then they lost their own war.

The Pig War, where the United States and the British almost went to war over a pig.

Theirs probably more but you get my point.

Wheeljack:"Im Sorry, the what theorem?"

Jetfire:"Im not sure if humans have really dived deep into blackholes–"

human scientist :"I mean we do go on based on the No-Hair theorem."

*trying not to laugh*

Jetfire: "Are you pulling my—as you humans call it—leg? Is that a real theorem?"

Human scientist: "Yeah it states that black holes can only be fully characterized by three external properties: mass, electric charge, and angular momentum. Because they lack any other observable features....hence ... black holes have no hair."

Jetfire: "What is it with you humans and calling things the most random names possible? First, it was the ham sandwich theorem. Then the Naked Singularity theorem and now this."

Human scientist:"We like to have fun dont judge us."

And for a step further with autobots and decpeticons are on it.

Personally I dont see the appeal. I dont understand people enjoyment of reading genitals smashing together I don't know. I kind it kinda awkward. And if you think about it the reader is just in the chuck chair reading it.

Literally every other Optimus Prime: "What."

IDW Optimus Prime: "NOW I KNOW THAT SOUNDS BAD."

*Bayverse Optimus Prime getting bad flashbacks to Sentinel Prime trying to annex Earth to Cybertron and possibly planning to kill IDW Optimus Prime on the spot.*

G1 Optimus Prime: "Was it atleast with their consent?"

IDW Optimus Prime:".. not really but they accepted it after some convincing."

Bayverse Optimus Prime: "You mean coercion."

IDW Optimus Prime: "It was the only way to keep them safe."

Some Optimus Primes are really wondering how IDW Optimus Prime made Bayverse Optimus sound sane when he literally is known for yelling that he rips faces off.*

TF1 Optimus Prime:"Arent we all about freedom is the right of all sentient beings?!"

This took forever, but it was worth it.

My Yuusona: Yummi Hoshihime

I wanted to fit the theme of the yuu's names relating to death so...

"Yuumi" refers to the shades of the dead or the shadowy boundary of the afterlife.

Hoshihime is just Star Princess (its cute)

Also let me know if you want the template to the backdrop ✌️🙃

Credit for the card template @medysoup

All assests used from @alchemivich asset archive