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talking to your pet is like
stinky (affectionate)
idiot (affectionate)
pet’s actual name (derogatory)

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do not separate them…..
my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*
i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker
I'm losing it over this
"At a certain level of clientele, capitalism isn't about efficiency" ya don't say...
Venus, the sun, and an airplane.
this looks like someone photoshopped an airplane onto a microscope slide?

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WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????
#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jsdaklfjlfds oh my stars ya’ll, i know americans call it football, but the rest of the world calls it soccer and they outnumber us so that’s the language i prefer to use
Y’all know there’s no bowling trophy though right?
actually there is! it not as popular in the us so fewer people have heard of it but it’s called the stanley cup
This post would deal more damage if anyone on this hellsite knew anything about sports :(
As a hockey fanatic, this post gave me great anger to the point where I was glaring at my wall for 20 minutes and my mom had to make sure I was ok.
that makes me feel a lot better actually!
The piston cup is actually awarded to whoever can piss the most
that sounds right!
i might have just done something great
Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.
That’s Doug Dimmadome
uwu? owo? No, I’m french, I èwé.

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“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”
“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”
Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child
This image has a lot of energy about it but idk what type to call it
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More favourite tropes:
“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”
“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”
“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“
“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“
“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“
“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

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