SharkByteG

Cute scenario: You’re walking in the street and you see me handing flyers to passerby - I hand one to you and when you try to take it you notice my abnormally large arm veins, you read the flyer, now sweating emotionally, the flyer says “like what you see” ;) You look up and I’m a quarter inch away from bludgeoning your face with my fists

I say yes after a fall to the ground and wish for death

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

World Heritage Post

FUCK THIS TUSIGIFKFMFKEKEHHWJEHWJW I DIDNT MISS THIS

Theres an actual AO3 fanfiction of this. And… its damn good writing.

aw shucks!

I have been cursed to see this and now you have too

Same

*stacks all my mental health issues in a deck & challenges you to a yu-gi-oh battle*

There’s no crime in being a thief

What a theif does is take someone’s propety without their permission, which is a crime

not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind

I’m gonna steal both your organs and money

How did you only get three of my kidneys i have 6 extras that i dont need at all

quick question, hamon or stand?

or hell maybe spin?

Rock

For a second I thought that tree was Godzilla

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

They are also technically immortal

I think cats are neat

who’s at the top right?

An admirer!

Shane Dawson

Live, laugh, lard

you mean love..?

I mean Whales' Gold, baby!!!!!°

Whale cum?

NO

Whale piss?

Time for another round of Guess What Gaudy Found In Their Inbox First Thing This Fucking AM

#still not as bad as the anatomically correct Cars biology diagram

The HWAT???