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flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ID: the above original post and reblog with portions blacked out to create a new message. It reads, “You should write with extreme caution. It’s bad if you do it even once. You’re going to be editing for the rest of your life. If u write enough times you can get confused.” / end ID]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

THE devotionshipping trope is "are they loyal to me or to my title" and the answer HAS to be that they genuinely don't differentiate between the two and are confused and slightly alarmed by the question

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

There are four jokes in the span of 30 seconds and they all land. Prime Simpsons was something else.