I put the ace in disgrace

"A good sword needs a good name. What are you gonna name it?"

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

You forgot the other two.

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

His name wasn't Wolfgang Amadeus. He was baptized in Greek as Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.

little me was so confused & annoyed when i found out that bears do not come in small, domestic sizes. my favorite plushie was a teddy bear; i planned to own a pet bear when i grew up. i assumed bears would come in a range of sized, like dogs. ideally mine would be about the size of winnie the pooh/a small child. they would be heavy but still capable of sitting on my lap while i rubbed their belly. they would have a little playground set in the backyard. we would go for walks in the forest and have picnics. i had solid reasonings:

ohhh man. apparently when you copy+paste stuff directly from claude into ao3 it includes code. which anyone can find. people have found it in big, popular fics in multiple fandoms 😬. also heated rivalry; some of which the authors fervently denied using AI. link to thread.

welp. guess who's got two thumbs and just added

ohhh man. apparently when you copy+paste stuff directly from claude into ao3 it includes code. which anyone can find. people have found it in big, popular fics in multiple fandoms 😬. also heated rivalry; some of which the authors fervently denied using AI. link to thread.

welp. guess who's got two thumbs and just added