bon ape tit

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

I really do love child vampires and have for a long time…..it’s just a very interesting contradiction to me!

when you’re very young and very old…..something horrible happened to you when you looked like this and now you’re never going to look any different!

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

Does anyone have they boiled the uncles it was a meaningless ritual PLEAZE