can someone just put me down (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) for a nap (remembers age regression) woah. cool

me in the pussy if im fully honest

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

the setting is also a character. many do not know this but its true. it has a history and a future and often an arc of its own, and the other characters all have personal relationships with it

this is why college, modern, bakery, flower shop, fantasy, post apoc, etc etc AU is either boring af to me or one of the best stories in a fandom. the thing that makes or breaks the story is whether or not the setting change is treated with the weight of a Character-- how does it impact characters and still keep them recognizable? it's like you've given everyone a new bestie or enemy and they all have to live with it. how does it shape them and change them? what parts survive? what parts of them impact the setting?

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

goodbye straight people

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

happy pride month everybody

Happy pride month on 964 days left

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon