too soft for all of it

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

how to keep going for beginners

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again