Title: Weird Girls Are Fun Dates
A/N: Just a fluff one shot
It was another slow day at the dive motel. Their weren’t many in town since over the years it’s been a off the map vacation spot to get away from life. The springs and the hiking spots really sold it for those getting away from the hustle and bustle of city life.
The owners were a adorable couple who didn’t need much out of life and lived off a steady income that was the motel. I took this job in high school all those years ago for some extra cash and never left. I was thankful they took a chance on the weird kid in high school. While working there over the years I took some business classes online after high school, so I could do the books for the owners at the motel and get a raise in the process.
I was going over the numbers making sure everything was correct before sending it to the owners to go over. They preferred to double check the work. Which use to drive the older book keeper bonkers while it never really bugged me. They were a little quirky but they were really great people to work for. I didn’t have many friends but I would listen to the few I had complain about their bosses and counted my blessings.
Hitting the send button on the computer the bell above the door rung announcing a customer. I look up seeing possibly the hottest guy ever in my entire life. He grinned seeing me behind the counter. “Welcome to the motel Last Resort. How may I help you?”
When he smile I got butterflies in my stomach unable to pull my gaze away from his greenish/hazel eyes. “For starters a name to the beauty before me.”
I felt my face flush. “Y/N.”
“Well Y/N I’m Dean and I need your finest room.”
Clicking away on the computer. “I don’t know about finest. We are one of the few cheaper places here.”
“I doubt any of them have someone as beautiful as you.”
I couldn’t hide my smile. I’m so use to being hit on by creepy older men with a beer gut that looks like they are stashing a bowling ball under their shirt. While they have a bad three strand combover and smelling of cigarettes and stale beer. The fact that someone who looked like him was hitting on me made my month.
Grabbing one of the keys hanging on the wall behind me I placed it on the counter. “Ok, you have the room at the very end. It’s not one of the finest rooms that’s around here. But it has a view of the mountains that is amazing to look at. If that’s your thing.”
“It takes second to your beauty.”
“I bet you say that to all the ladies.”
Picking up the keys off the counter. “Only to the pretty ones.” I watched him walk away knowing I was never going to see someone that fine in my life ever again.
It had been dark for a few hours before the night manager Matthew showed up. I let him know what rooms were occupied at the moment and caught up with him on how he was doing before leaving.
I was at my car about to climb in when I felt a hand on my shoulder. Letting out a scream I swung my hand feeling it connect seconds before realizing it was the hottie from earlier. “Shit! I’m so sorry. Are you ok?”
Rubbing his chin. “You surprisingly have a nice right hook.” He smiled.
“Thanks, I guess.” Seeing that he was ok. “Why are you out here? Do you need some more towels or something? I can get you some before going home.”
Shaking his head. “I was actually coming to see you.”
My eyebrows furrowed as I skeptically looked at him. “You were? Why?”
“Wanted to see if you wanted to get drinks.”
“You want to go get drinks with me?” I point to myself flabbergasted that someone as hot as him would want to go out with me. I always found myself pretty. But I wasn’t delusional that their were people way out of my league and the man before me was severely out of my league.
Dean nodded when spoke. “Yes I would like to do so.”
Crossing my arms. “Why do you want to take me out? People who look like you don’t ask people that look like me out. The ones that do ask me out look like Jabba the Hut’s cousin in beer stained wife beaters and worn sweats that look like they haven’t been washed in weeks. Or ever seen daylight.”
When he laughed it sounded like music to my ears. “Nice visual. So drinks?”
“You are persistent.” I sighed part of me wanted to say yes because he was so cute and when am I going to ever have someone this hot ask me out. The other side was screaming that this was some guy breezing through town and he could be some murderer or something. “I’ll get drinks with you. But I’m going to go tell Matthew whats going on.”
“The front desk night manager. To let him know why I’m leaving my car in the parking lot and so someone knows whats going on. I just met you today, you could be some killer or something.”
My stomach was in knots the entire time as Dean drove to the bar I suggest after he asked where a good place was to go. I had to pinch myself a few times because I couldn’t believe this was happening.
I could feel the eyes on me when we walked through the door. It was inevitable no matter where we went that I was going to see people I knew. I’ve been living here my entire life. After Dean asked what I’d like, he suggested I get a table while he got the drinks after I answered him.
Dean approached the bar motioning for the bartender, one of the customers moved next to him. “You walked in here with Y/N?”
“I did.” He cautiously spoke.
“Be careful with that one.” He warned going back to his seat.
“Two El Sol’s please.” Pulling out some cash for the bartender when she returned with two open bottles.
I found a table in the corner not waiting long before he showed up. “Should I be worried I’m getting drinks with you?” He asked when he joined me at the table.
Confused by the question. “What?”
“I had some guy tell me to be careful with you.”
I looked over to towards the bar. “Was it the guy in the cowboys jersey and worn brown trucker hat?” I look back at Dean to see him nod a yes. “I wasn’t going to bring this up since you probably aren’t going to be here long. But that is Chester. Him and his white trash girlfriend who dated her cousin at one point don’t like me. Growing up I lived and breathed the show X-Files, huge fan. Still kind of am honestly. If I go into anymore detail you’re going to say you have to use the bathroom and ditch me here. So trust me when I say that my obsession with that show is what got me bullied and teased in school and why are being warned about me.”
“That’s nothing to be ashamed of. Thats a good show, Scully is hot.” Clinking his beer with mine. “I bet you had the hots for Mulder.”
I snort trying to hold back a laugh. “No, it was Langly from The Lone Gunman.”
His eyebrows shot up. “The skinny blonde dude with the glasses?”
“I had a thing for nerds growing up.” I could feel my face getting warm knowing my cheeks had to be pink.
Smirking Dean leaned on the table. “What about now?”
“I still have a thing for nerds but my taste has broadened.” I take a sip of my beer. “What about you? You have a thing for red heads?
“I have a thing for all pretty women.” Gulping down some of his beer. “I’m curious though to how obsessed were you with the show that has strangers telling me to be weary of you?”
I watched him move closer to me as I got a massive amount of butterflies that were making me feel like I might throw up. “Oh I want know.”
“Only if you share something equally embarrassing first.” I counter hoping that this will get him to change the subject.
“I don’t have anything that’s embarrassing.”
“Everyone has something that’s embarrassing.”
Shaking his head as he took a drink of his beer. “Nope not me.”
I lightly hit his arm in jest. “You are so full of shit.”
Dean sighed. “Fine if you must know. I enjoy Dr. Sexy M.D.”
“No way you watch that show?!” I gasped. Of everything I could he had that would be considered embarrassing, him watching that doctor/soap opera drama wasn’t on my list.
Wetting my lips before I spoke. “You must really want the details to admit that. If it’s true.”
“For three episodes Dr. Sexy was hit by a car trying to save the love of his life that put him in a coma for a few days.” He grinned motioning the bartender for 2 more beers.
Finishing my beer hoping what was left in it would give me a little more courage to spill my guts. “My love of that show ran deep ever since I read someone’s post about being abducted by aliens on MySpace. And because I talked about abductions and wore x-files merch I became the weird kid that everyone warns the other about. All because I believe aliens are real and wasn’t shy to say something about it”
“That isn’t so embarrassing.” He said handing some money to the bartender that brought their new beers over.
“That’s easy coming from the attractive guy who’s never been made fun of in school. I was mocked and teased for loving a tv show.”
“Yet you are the one having beers with the attractive guy while others are dating their cousins. Though saying you believe in aliens would get ridiculed by any person. No one should make fun of someone for believing in something.”
I felt my face get warm glancing down at my lap. “Thanks for saying that.”
“Honestly I’m glad that I didn’t ask out someone who’s dated a relative.”
“Better be careful with what you say, we could be related. I read an article the other day that it’s been known to happen thanks to the fact people are taking more and more DNA tests. They than find out their are related on some aspect.” Catching the face he made for a split second made me want to throw up. I made it super weird and now he wants to bail. “I’m sorry. I made it weird. I’ll understand if you want to leave.”
“What makes you think I don’t like weird?”
I couldn’t hide the laugh that escaped my lips. “Come on! Someone who looks like you doesn’t like the weird chic like me.”
“Till we do weird chic things, then we are crazy.”
Dean was smirking when he spoke. “Crazy can be fun.”
“You know you don’t have to try so hard. I don’t sleep with someone on the first date despite how attractive I find you.” This may be a huge mistake on my part. But I’ve never been that kind of person who does random one night stands. I never begrudged those who like doing them. It just was never my kind of thing. “Sorry if I ruined this date if that was what you were expecting when you asked me out.”
“I had thought about it. I’m now actually intrigued about Chester and his cousin dating girlfriend.”
I laughed hard. “That barely scratches the tip of the iceberg that is this town of odd.”
“So the fact that this place is called Truth and Consequences isn’t the weirdest thing about this town?” I shook my head no as I went for my drink. “Do tell me more.” Dean asked.
A few hours later Dean had driven us back to the motel and was parked by my car. We hadn’t gotten out yet. “This was a lot of fun. Thanks for it.”
“I had fun. I’m going to be looking at every couple I see and wonder if they ever dated a family member before.”
“I’d be careful going down that road. It may lead you into thinking stuff you might want to wash you brain out with bleach afterwards.” I noticed Dean laughing as he was staring at me. “What? Did I finally make it to weird for you?”
The world melted away when Dean leaned in, his lips were so softy against mine. I felt like I was in a dream as his tongue darted in my mouth. If I wasn’t actually touching him I wouldn’t believe that I was making out with the finest person I had ever seen in my life. I felt like screaming in excitement. “I couldn’t end the night not doing at least that with you.” He smiled when he broke the kiss.
I knew my face was bright red and was so glad for the dim lighting so he couldn’t see that. “Goodnight Dean.”
“Goodnight Y/N.” He called as I climbed out of his car.
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