More lies and bullshit

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

for fucks sake turn your minecraft shaders OFF you’re gonna get us all KILLED

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

They were converted to energy, which was then applied to your hair and that's why it's all tangled.

They're the brass section

Nipponites would've been so awkward swimming there's a hypothesis that it grew stationary as a filter feeder and its shell wound through rock or even around giant sea sponges or something

Sometimes i think about like, how many great games would exist if moble games were designed to be good instead of just suck you dry of cash

sometimes I think about what we could do if hundreds of thousands of brilliant world changing engineers had work to do other than making you click on a link so a company pays another company 0.003¢

it's fucked up that Google has an incredibly detailed archive of basically the most important cultural artefact in history and uses it solely to sell you just whatever random shit right? is that just me?

“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

Please make home economics mandatory again.

All girls following me, I see youuuuuu, y’all prettty as fuckkkkk

we made it to friday but at what cost

I am the hottest bitch in the Cambrian period

noooo haha don't take advantage of an explosion of different ecological habitats and rapid generational growth rates to speciate at such a hyperfast speed only to end up with a mass-extinction when global environments change their biochemical makeup youre so sexy

I am developing the biggest mandibles you wish you had my mandibles sooooo bad

noooooooo babygirl the bony-plated fish are going to rapidly dwindle in populations due to every predator speciating mandibles and tough jaws to crack through their plated hide and you won't be able to survive due to your hyperspecialization no longer being a sustainable speciation haha ;)

Haha what if I carcinized would you be mad