Ur Mom

I don't usually animate and im not the best but I had fun doing this (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

So I present to you snippets of Damian taking care of his animals but as actual things that happened to me:

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*Damian walking into the manor covered head to toe in mud*

Tim: what the hell happened to you?!

Damian: batcow got foot rot and was not happy about getting her injections.

Damian:….im gonna go take a shower

Tim: yeah that might be for the best..

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Jason with binoculars looking outside

Dick: what are you doing this time?

Jason: oh my god you gotta come look at this

Steph taking the binoculars: what’s is it???

Steph: oh my god

Dick: what? What’s happening outside that’s so important?

Jason: Damian left this morning to feed Jerry and he got out, he’s been chasing him around for an hour trying to get him back in his pin

Dick: Jesus should we help him?

Jason: no this is funnier

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Bruce: Damian where have you been all day I haven’t seen you since this morning!

Duke: and why do you look so…

Damian: I dare you to finish that sentence

Duke: I think I’m good

Damian: well to answer your questions i had to raise the fence in batcows sanctuary.

Bruce: why?

Damian: neighboring bulls keep trying to jump it and personally one cow is enough for me

Bruce: fair point..but um you should probably clean up

Duke: yeah no offense but you smell like sweat, cow, and death.

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+extra of my baby❤️

IT IS AI SLOP

But how can you tell its AI? From far away it looks good. Its adorable its cute. I myself was almost tempted to reblog is just scrolling through. I wanted to look at the artists other works and there is none. This should be a dead giveaway because you aren't amazing at art and only post one thing.

If you aren't checking out who you reblog from (and trust me its hard to do so especially when you want to just scroll and enjoy your time, not play detective) I recommend just stopping and looking at something if it seems too good to be true. Looking closer at details you can see stuff that becomes impossible to ignore.

His eyes are closed. But you can only see one, the other is whited out/ not there.

His cape randomly has one tassle. While adding details can be a style choice sometimes, it is out of the blue and most people do not do this. Its weird. Its illogical. But maybe someone who does not understand what something should actually be, but just knows make it look like these other pictures that are old timey and have tassles would put it there (a certain program? You see where I am going?)

Other things leap out the more you question it.

The box is the largest offense. It is not a box. AI cannot understand why its failing. The inside has stripes and ledges. Look at the lid its morphing into the box. AI cannot tell where one object begins and the other ends. It doesnt even recess inwards it just creates another plane.

His boots aren't laced properly. They dont even have eyelets for the lace to go through.

His hand is morphing into the ribbon he's holding. His glove doesn't know where to end and created the lines on his thumb.

If you dont believe anything else I point out, please look at the Damian's name tag in the same picture. There are 4 dots. 2 for a colon, one for the i, and one just floating. AI does not know how to write. It does not know because it cannot think nor learn. It can only copy shapes.

Mike

*damian sneaking back inside through a window hiding six different baby raccoons under his coat*

Damian: …..grabbing food.

Bruce: then why are you empty handed

Damian: …they were closed so I came back

Bruce: is that also why your covered in fur and smell like you went dumpster diving?

Stephanie starts writing all her mission reports in German just to piss Bruce off, and dick actively switches through several languages whenever he’s at titans tower just to fuck with everyone.

Based on that Betty & Veronica comic cover but I couldn't do that expression on Laurel's face for dear life (i tried tho)

Yep, I changed the suits. I made a blend of the suits of Laurel/Talia and Jon/Damian cause it was weird that Talia had way less gear than Damian + it was weird that Jon wore jeans and a sweatshirt and Laurel just a (sorta) jumpsuit with thighs. Anyway, I shouldn't have coloured the drawing at all, but I couldn't back down when I remembered I can't colour for shit

I thought it was too funny 😭😭😭

And then I thought; oh, but that means Jon doesn't know about tahuantinsuyo...so I thought, hey, let's made him a foreigner! Which means Clark is a foreigner as well. Then I thought, let's make Clark and Lois archeologists!

Then I thought, oh, language barrier, isn't that adorable???? I get to make the Kents be 'aliens' in a way.

I was thinking maybe I could invent a little village where the story can be, like a real hidden one or something, because I would really like it for them (Damian, and just all the characters???) to be isolated, in a way. They fight demons and spirits, they talk with the forest and animals, so what the hell is an iphone??? In Peru, no one really speaks quechua, or aimara, or any of the old languages we used to speak before the whole colonization thing, which is sad, really. I thought maybe this little village, being so hidden and protected, perhaps could have been safe from that...? I want it to be stuck in time, almost, in a magical way.