#noodle rambles

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Tim: hey Damian, so great to see my FAVORITE brother ever!!

Damian done with ts: alright what’d you do this time?

Tim: *pulls cape back to show a gun wound* I was shot.

Damian: *sigh* why do I even try

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Damian’s coworkers: so the patient is having sharp pains, fever, fatigue, and ulcers

One of the doctors: it could be-

Damian: if I hear you suggest lupus one more time I will hit you

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Bruce: Damian what the hell are you doing?

Damian very obviously playing solitaire on his computer: hm? I’m working duh.

Bruce: I did not pay for ten years of med school for you to play solitaire

Damian: *side eyes bruce* you spend most your days dressed as a bat and solving jigsaw puzzles of cats

Hi!! I’ve only recently come back to it myself but am always down to yap about the wonderful and deeply strange thing that is FL

Basically it’s a browser text-based RPG where you make a character for yourself (not super customisable at first but very choice-based as you play) and then live their life in a weird underground AU of London. Not much to do with the actual city of London but there’s the most absurd creatures and characters and quests, and the city is def a character in its own right.

There’s four main skills you build (watchful, dangerous, shadowy and persuasive) and four main big questlines to choose from (you can do them all eventually) and a billion other little bits and bobs. Very intricate system of points and skills and friendships that takes a while to get a hang of tbh. As for the mechanics, each thing you do burns one part of your “candle” and after all 20 are gone you have to wait a while. As a casual player I barely ever hit zero so don’t worry about that either.

So yeah. Grimy fantasy-ish London that’s been taken over by bats, you making a life and career for your blorbo after escaping from prison, befriending squid men, heisting diamonds, and every once in a while getting punched in the feels by some dumb ass quest like “tickle a cat for a scrap of gossip” cause the writing is just Like That. Genuinely cannot overstate how strange it all is.

I will treat 2026 like it’s 2016 and I’m the cringe 11 year-old sans fangirl she would have loved to know I tripped and fell back in to the fandom full force.

Truly if then I had acces to make a YouTube account / tumblr I would have been a terrifying force of chaotic fixation on this Skeleton.

@animatedmess, @mosaicarray

The people demand to know about my worms and I will not be one to disappoint.

So, at my university, when it rains in the warmer months, every worm ever decides to surface and wait out the downpour on the sidewalks. During these times I go out with my tub and get some worms!

They're just your nice standard earth worm! It's actually really hard to keep them in the tub while I'm collecting because as long as they're wet they can scale pretty much anything, so I have to spend a lot of time nudging them off the walls of the tub.

I give them some nice dirt that I change out now and then and some compost to munch on. They're INCREDIBLY low maintenance.

You can see a lot of the tunnels they dig, but you won't see the worms themselves too often. They're very sensitive to light and prefer the darkness so I keep the tub in a dark shelf area on my desk and once in a while take a peek at them, but really they just sit there and I think about them fondly now and then.

After a month or two, I let them all out and will wait until the next rain to get more. They have So Many Babies in this tub it's kinda crazy. When I give them new dirt, I dump the old stuff in a tub and sift through it for worms and there's always more than I started with and they're so small and cute :)

So remember the pumpkin that showed up during halloween when you liked something?

So tumblr is being fancy and update them to be a snowman or a aurora one!!!

Every post with the #christmas and #xmas will have a changed button, try it out! And happy holidays to everyone!!!

Yeah, give me vex hybrid Convex, but don’t be shy mention the blue skin and weird dicks. Expand on the lore, sprinkle some plot in my porn as an added spice.

Once read a fic that really delved into the biology of an avian, working out the metrics of mfing cloaca sex! That’s the weird shit I’m here for!