Noodle

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*Damian restocking shelves*

Random customer: hello do you know where the plywood is?

Damian: oh we don’t sell that here, there’s a hardware store across from us or we have smaller planks if that wor-

Random customer: -no I remember you guys definitely sell plywood

Damian: *sighing* so it’s gonna be one of those type of days

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Damian: sir,do you need something?

Customer: um yes do you know where I can find 5 yards of rope, 1 role of ductape, and zip ties?

Damian:…..can I ask what they’re for?

Customer: …no.

Damian: …….

Customer: ……so-

Damian: -i don’t think I can help you.

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*damian working cash register*

Damian: and your total will be- Brown?

Steph: Damian? I didn’t know you worked here!

Damian: um yeah, it’s a new development.

Steph: oh nice

Damian: bigger question why do you need so many bottles of spray paint?

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Damian: -MAMM FOR THE LAST TIME WE DONT SELL PLYWOOD HERE

customer: I think I would remember!-

Damian: WELL YOU REMEMBERED WRONG YOU DEMENTIA ADDLED FOOL.

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I just really like the idea of cutesy put together Steph hauling around an exhausted raggedy ahh Tim Drake.

Whenever they hang out they take turns choosing the hang out, Steph takes them to thrift shops and pottery classes and Tim takes her to skate parks and cooking lessons