I can really see Damian working in a craft store as a part time probably either as a dare or a lesson from Bruce or something and he’s just completely fed up with it.
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*Damian restocking shelves*
Random customer: hello do you know where the plywood is?
Damian: oh we don’t sell that here, there’s a hardware store across from us or we have smaller planks if that wor-
Random customer: -no I remember you guys definitely sell plywood
Damian: *sighing* so it’s gonna be one of those type of days
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Damian: sir,do you need something?
Customer: um yes do you know where I can find 5 yards of rope, 1 role of ductape, and zip ties?
Damian:…..can I ask what they’re for?
Customer: …no.
Damian: …….
Customer: ……so-
Damian: -i don’t think I can help you.
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*damian working cash register*
Damian: and your total will be- Brown?
Steph: Damian? I didn’t know you worked here!
Damian: um yeah, it’s a new development.
Steph: oh nice
Damian: bigger question why do you need so many bottles of spray paint?
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Damian: -MAMM FOR THE LAST TIME WE DONT SELL PLYWOOD HERE
customer: I think I would remember!-
Damian: WELL YOU REMEMBERED WRONG YOU DEMENTIA ADDLED FOOL.
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Damian got fired after a week.
