#dc stuff

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*Damian restocking shelves*

Random customer: hello do you know where the plywood is?

Damian: oh we don’t sell that here, there’s a hardware store across from us or we have smaller planks if that wor-

Random customer: -no I remember you guys definitely sell plywood

Damian: *sighing* so it’s gonna be one of those type of days

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Damian: sir,do you need something?

Customer: um yes do you know where I can find 5 yards of rope, 1 role of ductape, and zip ties?

Damian:…..can I ask what they’re for?

Customer: …no.

Damian: …….

Customer: ……so-

Damian: -i don’t think I can help you.

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*damian working cash register*

Damian: and your total will be- Brown?

Steph: Damian? I didn’t know you worked here!

Damian: um yeah, it’s a new development.

Steph: oh nice

Damian: bigger question why do you need so many bottles of spray paint?

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Damian: -MAMM FOR THE LAST TIME WE DONT SELL PLYWOOD HERE

customer: I think I would remember!-

Damian: WELL YOU REMEMBERED WRONG YOU DEMENTIA ADDLED FOOL.

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I feel like Bruce would be an obvious Louise fill in but whooooo would be lestat? And how would one deal with the Claudia character in this story?

Anyways food for thought if I’m feeling up to it I might flesh this out into a few ficlets but if anyone has suggestions please tell me

I’m not an expert in the interview with a vampire universe or anything so feel free to share info and ideas

100% convinced the JL didn't get a comprehensive briefing on what they were up against because WHAT is this lineup...the only one here that might survive ten minutes is Green Lantern

-Hawkgirl: This Firestorm can manipulate organic matter. Dead

-Martian Manhunter: His weakness is FIRE. BRO. Dead

-Flash: Will be fine as long as he can outrun Firestorm's transmutation but the moment he gets stopped up by something, again, this Firestorm can manipulate organic matter. Dead

-Supergirl: Brother we don't even need the organic stipulation because Firestorm has made kryptonite several times. It's a ROCK. Dead

This lineup would've been just fine for a mentally sound Firestorm but I just feel like the choices here are very bad for the situation at hand. Dude turned an entire town into glass. So then who do I think would be a better team to send in here?? I'm so glad you asked:

-every Lantern we got: Their constructs are hard light, so they're not transmutable. Also presumably these shields can withstand radiation since they're used in space

-Zatanna: Magic also isn't transmutable! She'll just need to shield herself, but it helps that her powers allow some distance between her and her opponent

-Plastic Man: Listen he may not be an absolute powerhouse like Supergirl but I'm very convinced even this version of Firestorm can't transmute him. He's not really organic or inorganic, he's just Plas. At the very least he can run interference