a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

WHAT

please reblog art/content if you genuinely like it! it’s the best thing you can do for us artists/content creators!

This the only only reason y’all see consistent posts from me every day

I’ve been here for years and I need someone to FUCKING EXPLAIN HOW THE QUEUE FUNCTION WORKS

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

lmfaOOOOOOOOOO

When a girl actually loves you, like truly from her heart, she makes you her world. She literally exists just for you. Yes, she will have a world and life beyond you but at the end of the day, its you that matters the most to her. Wherever you're concerned, she's got this fire in her that burns to sheild you from anything bad. She never wants anything from you except love and time. Nothing else. And that's why you're not gonna act like a jerk to her. Like seriously, you take her love for granted, and you know what? She'll bear it, every single insult, act and word. She won't leave you. No she won't, she'll bear it all, make excuses for your indecency, forgive your hurtful acts, everything. Until you cross the limit. And then she'll stand tall, unaffected and say "Enough" and there it will end. And then she will move forward and won't even look back once. Because then she'll realize that love is like a string pulled taut to be straightened. You have to pull it from both sides to keep it straight. Efforts count, but they have to be from both the sides. Otherwise, its like trying to hold water in your hands. Useless.

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

bed bath and begone

Okay but like don’t count the BLM movement as a 2020 disaster. The US prison system, cops, and white supremacy are the disasters. If one of the things you count in your ‘Why 2020 sucked’ posts is the riots, you’re victim blaming.

Imagine thinking a couple targets' worth of goods getting redistributed to the communities they inhabit is anywhere close on the disaster scale to a whole-ass global pandemic.

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

I beg your pardon

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.