If only I could be so grossly incandescent

@rusted-bucket

My name is Ryan. I'm 30, and I'm a giant fucking nerd. Also I apparently have a blog.

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savyir-genesizz-the-wizard

@rusty-bucket 's titan! :)

#destiny 2 #he looks so good :')#i love this

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no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery

brown-forking-weed

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

Slut shaming? No, I’m a slut encourager

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

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theunsubtleknife

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

bonediggercharleston

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

broken-horn-of-equius

gloomyraincloud-deactivated2022

welcome to my blog im annoying

bisexual-engineer-girl

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

bisexual-engineer-girl

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

bisexual-engineer-girl

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

bisexual-engineer-girl

I feel as though I've been graced with the presence of a deity and I have been called to take up the mantle.

Musterd gravy

IMPORTANT

i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

iam0to3yearsold

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

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TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

man fuck this game

the gooners

they’re everywhere

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

quadtator-lawful-evil

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

bananapudding752

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

Beautiful and kind, check. Looks like butter, sure.

But let's not overlook the elegant engineering of the soap dish itself: that graceful stem is positioned to let water drain out of the dish, avoiding the issue of "soap soup" that most soap dishes accumulate.

"Don't you dare" <- normal. expected phrase

"Do not you dare" <- ???

Your aura is rancid

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paper-mario-wiki

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

paper-mario-wiki

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

snowgolems-r-fun

I have been trying for 2 and a half weeks to adjust my sleep schedule for my new job by going to bed at 10 and setting an alarm for 5:30 and every night my body just jolts awake at 2-3 am and decides it just isn't tired anymore and refuses to let me sleep anymore, which results in me feeling exhausted every day by 10-11 am. My new job doesn't start until the 25th so I have time to fix this but why is my body fighting me so hard on this

#rusty rambles #it is currently 3:30 am and I woke up at 2 am exactly #I have been trying so hard but my body has just decided it is simply Not Tired and will not sleep

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