If only I could be so grossly incandescent

i hate living in a world where the only reason sexuality is allowed to exist in public life is for advertising

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Queer joy detected!

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

100% realistic cat behavior; I've seen cats do this irl

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

absolutely vile and downright foul

very cute that both people and animals tilt their heads when confused