If only I could be so grossly incandescent

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

I wish someone would be like “hey, you’ve been busting your ass off at work and you’ve dealt with so much lately……. Let’s go get you a tattoo”

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

the look of pain on their faces when i tell them his name is sam is worth every dollar i spent on him

if you see this, I hope something nice happens for you today.

hi hello i am online and ready to bother you

we're not ever gonna make this website a safe space for black people or have a substantial black user base anymore unless y'all (non blacks obv) come to grips with the fact that y'all hold internal biases whether some of y'all be blatantly racist and hide behind your disabilities/mental illnesses queerness/transness or it's something as simple as if you see a black face on your dash you immediately swipe up

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.