graceful jabberwocky

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

this is because fisting is commendable while being a fistee is a mortal sin

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Leave it to Dan.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

I think my fav genre of gay couple is “I’ve been too nice now I’m bullying you into loving yourself” vs “nooooo lemme be sad and emo and a little bitch for a while”