Nagaram

Y'all know those are all physical labor, blue collar working class construction type jobs, right? Not the paperpushing cubicle job y'all went to college for. Like, it’s not a bad idea, but I don’t think it’s what you think it is, or really want.

I don’t know if I want untrained, disaffected 20s burnouts to be building critical infrastructure that could kill people if it’s not put together the right way.

Wait until the people in the notes of this post find out about the Works Progress Administration

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

^ so again you prove my point…

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

spare mouse

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”

yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.

The moral of the story is to abstain till marriage.

… But she didn’t?

Neither did the others

Yeah that’s true, but that’s not really the outlying factor in this story here. They all fucked before marriage, but only Kim had a child while married. You can’t really draw the conclusion that abstaining till marriage is the answer from this sample.

The post said she’s the only one who isn’t a single mother.

The moral of the story is to abstain till marriage.

… But she didn’t?

Neither did the others

Yeah that's true, but that's not really the outlying factor in this story here. They all fucked before marriage, but only Kim had a child while married. You can't really draw the conclusion that abstaining till marriage is the answer from this sample.

The moral of the story is to abstain till marriage.

... But she didn't?

What really tickles me about those “Ms. Frizzle is a Time Lord” headcanons is that I don’t know which notional role reversal is funnier: Ms. Frizzle fighting a Dalek, or literally any iteration of the Doctor attempting to teach an elementary school class.

@randomshoes

Definitely the Doctor teaching elementary school. I can easily imagine Ms. Frizzle fighting a Dalek.

"Alright kids! A Dalek has to stay in contact with the ground at all times. This is due to their reliance on external power sources to power their incredibly energy inefficient suits. So, to stop them you just toss a resistor on the ground and WAAZOOO! DISABLED DALEK!"

i have been the victim of Handsome Male prejudice

Good

Where the link!

I think Garrison has learned to try to jam less stuff into a single cartoon because people were correctly mocking him for having 10,000 labels in the cartoons and random references and mini images that are totally unrelated to the main image. So no more Marx and AOC unless strictly relevant.

get this dianetics propaganda off my dash or so help me God-

Every raggedy Anne in jail is haunted and you cannot change my mind

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post