fourever

unfortunately god made me a gamer so I’ll never find love

you know what sucks is that it isn’t that they are removing nsfw content cause they wanna be all moral and shit, they did literally nothing about it until apple removed their app from the store and i guess it just shows you that they don’t give a shit about their consumers and more about their image

how to determine the gender of my nipples

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

being horny is now officially illegal

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..

please may i have some coochie