Long Ago, Yet Too Close To Forever

Since I follow you, I have been getting blasted with all of your The Nice Guys posts. This has caused two things:

I had a Ryan Gosling dream.

The crush I had on Russell Crowe is slowly being reignited. Now I must watch the movies I watched back then. Specifically Virtuosity just so I can see him and his naked ass! I found a gif, so that will do... for now.

I should probably watch this move as I've never seen it.

Ok, thanks for these gifts! 😅

You’re welcome, I hope he was sexy in your dream and it wasn’t one of those ones where he tries to kill you.

Russell Crowe also played Franknfurter in rocky horror where one of the heckles demands that he gets his ass out, which he did, as shown here: https://www.ozrockyhorror.com/Final%20Tour%201988.html

I will watch the movie. I don't remember what he was doing, but Ryan did not try to kill me in the dream.

I'm leaving this here... for reasons.

Ah, SID 6.7; you hot evil cyborg. SID (Sadistic, Intelligent, Dangerous)

Thank you for the ask, I truly appreciate it. I know this is supposed to be prompting a Putting the Old Men In Situations type post but, um.

Not a single one of these motherfuckers is good at a single sport except for Cardi who canonically has a little bit of martial arts training with Psalty (and possibly the boxing is more than an aesthetic choice).

Look at Terzo's level of coordination. Do you trust that man on a field or with a ball? Do you think Secondo is doing jock shit when he could be getting white girl wasted? Perpetua has barely heard of the concept of a sport (either from repressed catholic background or from growing up a swamp creature, take your pick). Primo, I grant, if you consider hunting a sport, but only hunting The Most Dangerous Game (humans :p ). And Nihil might have been an athletic youth, I will grant, but hard circus labor doesn't translate into formalized sports unless he did dressage at the circus which I doubt somehow.

So, the answer to which do they absolutely suck at?

Baseball Cardi

Chicago White Sox

Ghost frontman's first pitch

Boxer Cardi

RHRN Film

NASCardi (NASCAR)

JD Motorsports

Official reveal video. Papa may not have been driving but this was definitely his idea. Oh, how he wanted to drive, so so much!

Hockey Cardi

Chicago Blackhawks

I think this may be a sport the family is into. Perpy let Rain Ghoul play a bit while on tour.

Gymnast Cardi

RHRN Film

Dancer Cardi

if i'm missing any, please DM me!! i heard that some people were having issues getting their stuff to show up in the CreaturePerpetuaMonth2026 tag.

once more, before we get into the goodies, let me just say a big THANK YOU to everyone who participated throughout June and made this event as fun as it was. it was overwhelming (in a good way) when it was going on, but putting this list together and seeing just how many people participated--and on such short notice--is really just 🤯

show your authors and artists love!! if you see something you like, let them know!! 💜

New Content:

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Throwbacks:

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They're printed on matte photo paper :> The signature is discreet.