im Back hoes

welp. to the shredder

Democrats turning on their favorite channel Dickelodeon to watch their favorite show Fagboy and Cumcum

I don’t think that last one is a bad mod at ALL.

Now that Coronavirus is huge it feels like we haven’t heard anything about the Honk Kong Protests and that timing feels suspicious.

I think shower thoughts has seen something…

Why does one have a way larger nose?

That’s just how some people are

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

I love everyone on this internet.

it's ok to steal from people who golf

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

Wait wait wait can we rewind who the fuck sent someone their toe

Learn how to keep up hoe

me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*