metal sonic’s loverrr

i hate fun

a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I sure hope so, I need to get to 3rd and Broadway in fifteen minutes, step on it.

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

we will share with you

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

im in court again

update guilty no chance parole

im not bailing you out this time asshole