i wan fuit gummy

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

I have a friend who used to work in collections for the National Park Service and they have all kinds of "bigfoot" samples because if you conduct a survey on federal land you have to submit whatever you collect. Anyways check out the North American Wood Ape Conservancy.

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Ok u know that like. Period drama shirt. The white shirt men are always wearing in period dramas. The Colin Firth jumps into a lake shirt. Are you visualising this in your mind? Ok now imagine: a butch wearing the shirt. And she has tasteful cleavage. Do you see my vision.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

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