Sweet Serendipity

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

@ellynneversweet your TAGS: #I once visited a cousin’s house where she had ‘friends’ ‘relax’ signs and bit my lip the entire time so as not to ask where the matching ‘enemies’ ‘beware’ signs were

megvasarolnam!!!

a nuclear waste kéne

HIKJINKS HUBRIS HERESY

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

eveyruone on here looks like their profile picture i do not care if u post selfies every single day everyone looks like their specific blorbo

the inherent sisterhood of a woman asking/looking for ibuprofen at work and every female coworker in the vicinity immediately offering it. men will never have this

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

When you turn 24

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

where are my other boring 20somethings i love you let's start a union or a knitting circle. maybe they're the same thing