I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

fuck its Already like 100 am

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days