these arms are worth a lot

Love when Sam reaches an unfortunate point in his shirt journey

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

don’t name your children after fictional characters. if they’re transgender enough they’ll do it themselves

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

my favorite thing about au fanfiction the sheer range of it. how like sometimes the tag is like “alternate universe- they’re werewolf space pirates in charge of stopping their planet from being blown up by ancient immortal aliens from another realm” and sometimes it’s “alternate universe- chefs”

it does and I hate it, thank you

Sips the last of my tea and crushes the ceramic mug against my forehead