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now look at her devilish

Babies when you switch them over to solid food

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

i can understand wanting to condense the pissy shitties experience into a dry, portable package, but it’s just not the same as the sopping wet homemade real deal

A robot I made from scraps, plastics and bits of stuff.

--Gary Noonan's response to if Divayth Fyr died in the Red Year.

Lino-loon!

It's so crazy that in order to have healthcare you need to interact with the healthcare system right guys?? Lets all just be unhealthy and suicidal because hrt doesn't save lives you're just exploiting yourself!!!

it means "i don't see disabled people as people either"

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"