posting expert

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

holy fucking shit girls the simpsons are coming to monopoly go

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

godddd what if i post something and the girls don't like it?? what happens then?

i'd get taken out back and shot