all i have are horny thoughts

i just want to be in a corner booth in a bar making out with someone i have a crush on. someone i like uncomplicatedly and without reservation. and also it would be awesome if that person were Ryland Grace from the hit movie Project Hail Mary (2026)

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

Wishing all of you a tender forehead kiss from a strong but intimacy-starved man who is scared of the feelings you are awakening in him but is already in too deep to know how to stop.

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

my baby 🥹

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

I love it when a sad and beautiful man smokes a cigarette

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you