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Simon never ate ass before Kyle. Pussy, sure. He's always been happy to give a blowjob. But something about Kyle just... makes him crave cake.
Kyle is not into watersports. He will never say anything to the contrary. Will he follow Simon into the shower? Yes. Will he pout if Simon uses the toilet beforehand? Also yes. Is he into piss? No.
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Renshet sends silent curses into the sky as her hands curl into fists. “You don’t - ! Do you know where the kitchens are, at least?”
“Two of them, yes, relatively, but - ”
A ripple in the air tickles the edge of her awareness as he rambles, something that doesn’t fit the stillness of the room. Renshet silences the healer with a sharp gesture as something clangs just at the edge of her hearing. Pip jumps at the next crash of metal on stone, much louder, quickly muffled. The pressure in the room changes, suddenly, and Ren’s scales ripple with dread. There is an unmistakable sound of heavy boots running, stumbling, someone toppling to the ground with a pained cry and she knows they need to get away, now.
The healer moves, all at once, and she curses when he avoids her grasping hand in his rush back to the open door, back into the hall. She hurries after him, as fast as her feet can carry her, as she feels the invisibility spell strain to keep them both covered. He vanishes from her sight as he runs headlong in the wrong direction. But it only takes a moment for him to appear again, at the edge of the next hall, feet rooted in place, eyes wide.
If she’d thought the side halls they’d been sneaking through were ornate, they were nothing compared to this wide and high ceilinged corridor. It’s large enough to be its own auditorium, wide enough that two carriages could pass with room for someone to avoid being trampled. Skylights shine down on plush rugs, great paintings, sculptures and decorated suits of armor posed with great dignity.
And all of it covered with scorch marks, with bodies, with blood.
“Oh no,” Pip whimpers, voice hazy and far away to Ren’s ears. He shuffles on his feet toward one fallen body, then another as his eyes dart over everything. “Oh gods.”
ghost's been big since he was 13. hit a growth spurt over one summet, growing not only tall but also barrel-chested and broad-shouldered. he remembers the neighbors murmuring to each other, the words 'big lad' and 'bound to cause trouble' usually in tandem. being a man of his size and stature comes with expectations, preconceived notions, a set of unwritten rules about how he's to navigate the world as the living weapon he's perceived to be.
there's a pressure with those expectations- and drawbacks. he's supposed to be the toughest, the roughest, the goliath that can end a hundred davids before they can reach for their slingshots- which deters a lot of trouble in pubs, but it also makes pretty things nervous around him, sliding away and around him with a wide berth like schools of fish around sharks.
-but not kyle. he's by far the prettiest thing simon's ever seen, and he doesn't seem to have gotten the memo that he should stay away. instead, he's constantly in simon's orbit, doesn't scurry away when he's in a foul mood, doesn't give him nicknames like 'big man' with a clap on the shoulder. just treats him like anyone else, and the normalcy of it is surprisingly comforting. relaxing in a way that simon had never ever considered possible.
it's why simon likes ending his day resting his head on gaz's lap, laid out over their massive couch, letting kyle trace idle fingers over his buzzed scalp as they watch taskmaster together, debating how they'd complete the tasks as they laze about. laid out like this, he can forget how much bigger he is than kyle, can feel small and safe and comfortable, his world reduced to the tops of kyle's thighs, finding complete inner peace when he looks up at those honey colored eyes and that soft smile kyle saves just for him when they're alone.
here in their little bubble, simon can be softer. smilier. all the things a big man isn't supposed to be. he's freer with his affection, vocally and physically, in a way that he knows would raise eyebrows.
but not kyle's. never kyle's.
the weight of expectation is nowhere to be found when it's just the two of them-no titles or nothing, just 'sweet'eart' and 'baby'- it's as close to free as he thinks he's ever been.
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Simon loves when Kyle wears makeup. He likes it big and bold, jewel tones and sharp angles that emphasize his cheekbones and jawline on stage. He likes it subtle, the slightest sheen that keeps drawing his eyes to Kyle's lips as he talks in interviews. He likes when it's messy, in the middle of a show. Sometimes from rain, sometimes from sweat, often from Johnny rubbing up on him like an excited dog. Simon loves when his mascara streaks with tears.
But there's something captivating about the times when his face is bare. No lights, no audience, just a pile of makeup wipes and a mug of tea.
The tour bus is a such a chaste and strangely intimate space, now, since the kiss that had tilted Simon's world on its axis. He feels too big for his skin, hot and jealous of the soft smiles Kyle gives him in the dark hours before sunrise. He wants to feel the texture of his mouth without the tack of gloss sticking them together, but if he starts, he doesn't know that he'll ever stop.
i might write a full thing out later, but, like, the brainworms are wriggling and i'm still unsure if it's anything
something something mob au where price suffers a blow to the head on a handoff gone wrong, and while he seems to be cognitively fine in all other ways, there's just one small problem:
he keeps demanding to see his wife- but he's never been married.
he talks about her all the time, tells the boys what she looks like, her name, how they met at a coffee shop she'd worked at- one that's not too far from where he keeps his office. it doesn't take them long to realize he's been harboring something of a crush on the barista at his local coffee place- and a solid thwack to the head with an improvised nightstick has convinced him that the two of you have been together for years.
were price not a) the head of organized crime in the city and b) growing increasingly upset and violent at being kept from his 'wife', they'd just ignore his demands, up his sedatives, and worst case scenario, hire a working girl to put on a wig and play the part for a night. easy peasy, no harm done.
instead, you're snatched up after a closing shift, your car left abandoned with the door half open as you're shoved into a van and given very clear instructions at gunpoint: you will play the role of mrs. price, you will allow him to do and say as he pleases, you will not cause a fuss, run away, or do anything to harm the old man.
you'll be made to play house, to be his perfect housewife under the threat of a bullet to the brain. you're to let him do whatever he likes and pretend it's absolutely fine and normal- groping, smacking, fucking, fingering, all of it. you are his little plaything, given a very specific role to act out. anything less than a completely convincing performance and you'll wind up in the river. or the rose garden. the man in the skull mask is still thinking it over.
it's hard to do anything but agree, especially when all you've been told is that the infamous 'bravo' who runs the 141 gang has asked for you, specifically, despite the fact that you have nothing to do with organized crime. it's terrifying- after all, you're just a barista, worried about picking up enough shifts to pay rent. the most contact with bravo and his gang is reading about the brutal deaths linked to him on the evening news. you couldn't pick him out of a lineup if you tried-
-or so you thought.
your entire world feels like it's caving in on you when you're led to a private room with armed guards at the door, only to see one of your favorite regulars being tended to in an ostentatiously large bed, his eyes lighting up as he bats the doctor's blood pressure cuff away as he reaches out for you as if you're long-lost lovers and not just a barista and the guy who recently switched from americano's to lapsang souchong.
something something it's a terribly confusing thing, after all, to be forced at gunpoint to play wife to someone who actually does make for a very loving and attentive husband- even if he is mafia.
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
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Gaz prides himself on being the most hygienic member of the team. He doesn't exactly smell of roses after three weeks in the field, but he's at least bathing every other day. And he's not gonna be using crystals as deodorant, Soap.
So it's a little bit ironic that he follows Ghost into locker rooms as soon as they land on home soil. The big man doesn't comment, just removes his gear methodically until he's down to his jeans and compression shirt.
"'lright, Garrick. C'mere."
Kyle bites back a groan as he buries his face in the humid curve of Simon's armpit. His mouth and eyes water at the sharp scent of him, old sweat and antiperspirant and man, his man, big and hot and solid.
Simon's chuckle is dark. Kyle is just glad they landed late enough that there's no one to witness him nuzzling closer before Simon pushes him away to strip down fully for a shower.
Simon is nervous that Kyle won't want to date him anymore if they can't have sex. But even dick pills don't help him keep it up when things he'd rather forget flash behind his eyelids. And he tries. But...
"You can just say you don't want to," Kyle grumbles against his lips one night before pulling his hand out of Simon's pants and retreating to the other side of the couch.
Simon chews his lips. Opens his mouth. Closes it. "I... don't. I don't want to."
"Ever?" When Simon shakes his head, silently, Kyle inches closer and takes his hand. "Oh, babes. You should've said."
"I didn't..." Simon scrubs a hand over his head. "I'm not like Soap, I can't... You shouldn't 'ave to - "
"Hey, hey, hey. I'm not with Soap. I'm with you." Kyle wraps him in a hug, and Simon clings. "If you don't want to, we don't. End of."
"Sorry."
"F' what, love?" At Simon's silence, Kyle chuckles. "Just be here with me, yeah? All I want is to be here with you. Whatever that looks like. "
This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.
This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).
Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct
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kyle garrick x reader x simon riley au | 1.8k words
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chapter 3 (final)
The man buried inside your pussy seizes up in shock, which unfortunately hits a spot deep within and mangles into a painful moan-gasp that hurts your throat.
The large, dark shape over his shoulder is sitting up, features illuminating in concert with the television-blue light. The man beneath you is fine bones and thick skin, pretty as a catalogue model. Full lips and expressive eyes. In contrast, the roommate now facing you is a series of scars and ridges like landscape molded into flesh, hardened. Thick corded neck, the band of his torso an intricate map of coarse hair and muscle and fat. The boxer shorts don't cover that he's fucking hung, his hard cock straining the fabric, and your first reaction should be raw terror.
But it's just not. You want it to be. It would make you halfway normal.
Maybe it's the man whose cock is twitching inside you; his reaction tells you that this is not planned and not what he had in mind. This was no trap to lure you in, and if it had, well didn't you just waltz right in, hand on his cock the whole way?
But, no. He seems desperate in the right way, the kind of wholesome that sets your teeth on edge. Not the desperate that would set a woman up into a dangerous, unknown situation. He either trusts his roommate implicitly, or he's the stupidest fucking person you've fucked…in awhile.
You hope for trust.
He lunges his arms around you like gathering you to him will…protect you from exposure? Not your first rodeo and not your first time caught in flagrante delicto, but it's high up there for you.
The roommate reclines back casually, the bed creaking under his weight. He sucks his teeth sharply, keenly, and sets his eyes to the television set.
"Don' mind me now. Keep fuckin' her 'fore she gets sick of ya," he mutters gruffly.
You do not miss, for one second, the way the man's cock surges inside you deeper, his hips driving up, when the roommate says this. You narrow your eyes, watching his face go through a shift of shock to embarrassment to poorly hidden heat. You clench back — this exchange hidden far away from the roommate's eyes — and his cock answers; a filthy call-and-response that you did not learn in church.
You grind your pelvis against his, setting the train back on the course. You lock your eyes on the roommate, your blood rushing fast and fervent as you see his thick meaty arm prop up on his hip. A tattooed hand stroking, surprisingly gentle, over his boxers. You want to see it. He doesn't look at you.
Your body begins to do the fucking now, thighs pressing hard as you wind down, and you think your teeth might rip through your bottom lip. Where you were silent, you now let your panting breath cover the soft slicks of your bodies rubbing together. A little whine ripples out when he hits the right spot and you see the roommate's hand grip his thick cock in answer.
"Fuckin' 'ell," the man beneath you mutters coarse into the crease of your neck. "I'm—I'm close, love. We gotta stop or—"
The path of the evening has already diverged. You would've crawled off his lap and been disappointed with him, letting him soak it up and make it up to you with silent pleas and and his beautiful mouth licking up the cleft of your pussy.
But here, a new path has emerged: the dead end has branched and you have new options, unforeseen and infinitely more interesting. A playful smile on your face, you let him shudder and jerk, and yank himself out at the last second to come all over your clit and stomach.
With the new challenger tensing like a bull in the corner, hand now working up under his boxer shorts — you still can't see him, for fuck's sakes — you leave no time for recovery.
You ease off the man, the cum dripping down your seam, and stand up. Feel tipsy and thick, even with one drink in your system. You wind your way around the bed; the roommate's got you in his periphery, but his elusive eyes remained fixed to the television.
You sit on the inside edge of the bed. Facing the roommate. Then you spread your legs far, far apart. Enough room for the man to kneel at your feet and feast.
You pull the bikini top off, and make yourself perfectly comfortable, leaning back to watch. You don't look at the roommate, but you hear the slick sounds of his hand working his hard flesh, fuck, and it makes you sticky wet and frustrated.
The man kneels between your legs, and sensing your mood shift, does not waste an ounce of time on a teasing play. You don't want your feet stroked or your thighs petted. You want his beautiful mouth clamped over your pussy until he gives you a long, trembling orgasm. You want to hear and see the roommate jerking himself off, hear his voice again let out grunts and groans, as he listens to the sounds of mouth over wet pussy. A feedback loop.
As his tongue licks up the hot seam of your pussy, not even hesitating to lick up his own drooling cum, you wonder how differently they'd eat pussy. This man is all enthusiasm, wanting to do right and do good, the type to spend hours trying to figure you out until he's got you learned: a natural-born student. Sulky if you don't let him. Whereas the roommate has the bullish ruthlessness who's gonna give you a tongue lashing whether you wanted one or not, an assault on the senses because it's going to be the orgasm he gives you.
The heavens shake open above, and the roommate works off his boxer shorts, to just under his cock. God almighty. You've never been with two men at the same time, and you're not even particularly sure you want to be — not yet. But, the intimidatingly hot sight of his cock dragging out over the fabric has you letting out an ugly whiny moan with the man's tongue between your pussy lips.
Both men probably think the moan is for them.
The man works at you fast, but the roommate is faster, his fist impatiently fucking himself across from you. You are surely a glazed-over, sweating creature, keening sounds pulled out of you on this motel bed, but you are not a woman who lives with regrets.
"Jesus Christ," you let yourself say.
The roommate fucks himself faster, and there it is: the only real signs, other than jerking himself off, that you're affecting him.
You're a born theatrical, so you let no sound, no whimper go buried. You grind your pussy against the man's mouth, your nails dragging down to tighten in his curls, pressing his hot mouth to you, his hollowed cheeks as he sucks at your clit a sight for the ages.
The roommate lets out a deep grunt, fast and quieter than you want.
The tongue between your thighs will absolutely tip you over the edge, but now you're frustrated with the roommate. Bold as the day is long, you move the man out of the way once more, grabbing at his neck to follow you.
You crawl between the roommate's tree trunk thighs as his fist shuttles up and down his cock. He pauses, unsure of you. You situate the man on the bed with the two of you; spine to bed, face up into your pussy as you kneel in front of the roommate.
Wanting a show while being a show. He can't look at the television anymore, but stare at your lush tits and pussy being devoured by his friend.
"Yer a fuckin' piece'a work, luvvie."
And oh, it's fucking delicious. It's perfect. You grind your weight down onto the man's tongue blissfully, placing your hands on the roommate's widened knees for leverage. His eyes are dark, flat, and hungrier than anything.
His pre-cum is leaking down over his fist, and his grip is heavenly to look at. His cock is not pretty at all, but that's just perfect for him. You think he's probably the source of the darker smell in this room and that works for you, too.
"You gonna come all over the lad's face, eh? Just li' that, yer cunt achin' for it. Yer a fuckin' sight, luvvie."
It's very obvious when he's about to come, his face wrenched, neck tendons flexing sharp out of the flesh of his throat, his big hips getting sloppy, his cock darkened and angry. "Fuck, fuck me, luv—"
You dig your cherry nails into his knees and tense your whole body, letting the muscles ripple and rush to one driving point, all to a sharp, aching orgasm, your eyes trying to take in the roommate's sounds and the man's lapping tongue beneath you before you have to shut your eyes through a partial scream and let it wash over you in the dark.
Then there is just a different game show. The air conditioner clicking off, then on again. Chests heaving, breath panting out from all three.
"Well," you say brightly, climbing off the bed and collecting your bikini. You fasten it back on and readjust yourself to make it appropriate. "Cheers."
You slip out of the room before either of them have crawled off the bed. Tiptoe barefoot and silent to your room a few doors down. You shower in your own room, and slip down between the cool sheets. Your brain races for awhile before you fall asleep, but you fall asleep after laughing to yourself.
Your alarm clock is set early to give you time to pack and get ready for your long drive. You return your room key to the front desk clerk, and head to your car, not noticing that the tires have been slashed. When you wander back in, the motel manager lets you make a call to the local roadside assistance company and suggests you walk over to the diner to wait for them to arrive.
You order a coffee with cream and a full English breakfast. You're reading your paperback when the door jingles open. Your eyes flicker up and catch the man and his roommate coming through the door. They latch eyes onto you immediately, and head over to your booth. The man wedges himself in next to you. The roommate sits across. You're hemmed in.
"'ello," the roommate says calmly.
"Leavin' so soon?" The man turns over an empty mug for himself. Makes eye contact with the waitress for service.
"Oh," you say. "Yeah, some punk fucked with my car sometime in the night, so just waiting for assistance."
"Ah, more's the pity, that," the roommate tuts.
The man hums in agreement. Nudges his leg into yours playfully. "While you wait on the tires, you up for another swim? Gonna be another scorcher."
You laugh softly. They get coffee and large breakfasts, taking their time. You keep checking the parking lot for the roadside truck, but there's no sign. Then something strums funny in your gut.